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psa to able bodied people: if you see someone with a limp in public, you don’t have to ask them why they’re limping, or “what happened”. you can actually simply just mind your business.

#also if you insist on asking and you get a depressing answer that ruins your day that's your own damn fault for asking

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The super bowl or whatever I'm not american

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is THIS your man? [shows an image of a malnourished injured exhausted man with big sad eyes looking up at the camera with blood smeared all over his face and mouth. and he is visibly trembling]

#the man you're describing fits the description of quite a few of my blorbos

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the fact that "eco" and "ethical" are two separate concerns in the global north, and that "eco" is a much more popular concern, with many "eco" products being made in actual sweatshops, is a big part of why i am The Joker

#a lot of people want humans to not be part of the ecosystem #e.g. the idea of specieism only makes sense if you ignore the fact that humans are a part of the food chain #or like the breed of ecofasciscm that is just a suicide cult. the ''save the planet kill yourself'' people. their ideas are antithetical to #their goals. you cannot remove humans from the ecosystem without causing a chain reaction of disaster #humans are an essential part of the ecosystem. you cannot separate the two

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before the poll, a quick definition of terms:

"mutual" - you found this post from a mutual (on their blog or your dash) "following" - you found this post from someone you're following, but who isn't following you "random" - you found this by scrolling through someone's blog, who you don't follow. this includes people following you "For You" - you found this on the For You page "recommended" - you found this in a "Check out these blogs" popup, or a "recommended" post when looking at a different post "other" - you found this post some other way. comment how? "reblog ✅" - you're going to reblog, queue, or schedule this post "reblog ❌" - you're NOT going to reblog, queue, or schedule this post

with that out of the way:

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people born in 24 Are 2000 now

#im actually only 1999

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fandom wiki simulator

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If they wanted to convince someone to watch hannibal they'd tell them to watch:

Hugh: The three scenes in the second episode that feature hannibal and Will together

Mads: I would just show them the last episode of season 2

#i love that man with my entire heart

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I love animals that are, like, the opposite of cryptids: we know for a fact they exist and have a clear idea of what they look like because we have photographs and individual specimens, but we haven’t the faintest idea where they’re coming from - they just keep showing up out of nowhere, and the locations of their actual population centres are a complete mystery.

#jacob geller talks about giant squids in his video on the fear of big things underwater #although its not the giant squid bit that causes it that video always makes me emotional

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via @runningwolf62

The abandoned child you’ve taken in sleeps on your lap as the god who gave you immortality softly warns you. “This will hurt.”

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#a guide dog

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Congratulations! You are now a Magic-User!!

#sure ill cackle with fangs

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The thing about writing is that until you publish it there is 0 cost to fucking it up. You're not using up materials. You're not doing anything that can't be undone. You can fuck around endlessly to figure out what you want and it's free.

Like, yes, ok, you might waste your time

but would you rather waste your time writing or being too scared to write?

#the time will pass anyways

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@thebibliosphere I had to repost this for both of us because OOF

#oh hey fellow non-epileptic seizure sufferer #it sucks #i spent a whole week in hospital while they tried to figure out what it was #they didnt figure out what it was #i did #because i have functional neurological disorder and its one of the symptoms of it #that they just didnt investigate at all?

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As with the horse poll, please regard these options as sliders. The extent to which each one deviates from 1/6th of the total will determine the amount that canine aspect deviates from the "average."

I will draw the dog we make. :)

#the ferret energy is off the charts considering the chart is one for dogs

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"Disembowel" is actually a hilarious term. Guts undone, bowels cancelled. Got your entrail privileges revoked. You can either act a clown or you can have your guts intact, but you can't have both and I can't unclown you.

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Taskmaster S17E05

#WE'RE NOT GREAT LOOKING GUYS HE SAYS #AS IF HE ISNT THE QUINTESSENTIAL OLD MAN THAT YOURE ABNORMAL ABOUT AND NEED TO FUCK