WHEN YOU SEE THE SPIDER
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Cat Behavior
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how lucky do two people have to be in order to fall for each other at exactly the right time in exactly the right way
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Realization
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cant wait until they turn the entire vatican city into a big museum and you can like sit on the pope’s throne and take selfies and also the catholic church doesn’t exist anymore because it fucking sucks
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Today feels like a good day to wander into a forest for 30 years only to come back with antlers, a thousand yard stare and the ability to speak to the earth.
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why don’t demons just possess people who are in a vegetative, braindead, state?
then they wouldn’t have to fight for control or anything
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who is that girl I see?
staring straight
back at me
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my uterus realizing we aren’t having a baby after building up a lining for three weeks:
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