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[lizziela]

Please let me know that I am not the only one who has read [& continues to do so] fanfictions about the characters whom I know nothing about; I haven't seen the movie/series or read the books about them but I am crushing hard on them because one of their fanfictions landed on my "for you" page...

[lizziela]

Mom: When I was your age I liked men in their twenties

Aunt: When I was your age I liked men who were around twentyfive

Me rn: ...

Based on a thought I had after having this same conversation during a family dinner

I am open to write for any of them, if someone asks me to do it btw

[lizziela]

a piece of me dies every time im reading a fic and taylor swift lyrics pop up😭 then i realize the description of the oc or “reader” are very white coded like OH! that’s not…

[lizziela]

I CAN'T BELIEVE THE MESSAGE I JUST RECEIVED FROM MY DOC!!!! I DON'T HAVE CLASSES TOMORROW ANYMORE I WAS NEVER SAD!!

sometimes you just need to miss an anatomy class purposefully because you don't feel confident in your knowledge (and maybe depression too...)

#happy happy happy #lizzie thoughts #lizzie tales: college edition

[lizziela]

I will accidentally sleep through my alarms tomorrow... it'll be a pure accident!! who would have thought

sometimes you just need to miss an anatomy class purposefully because you don't feel confident in your knowledge (and maybe depression too...)

[lizziela]

me in a nutshell

[lizziela]

sometimes you just need to miss an anatomy class purposefully because you don't feel confident in your knowledge (and maybe depression too...)

#lizzie thoughts #lizzie tales: college edition #depressive episodes are such a bitch

[lizziela]

if you're thinking about studying abroad with a friend (who isn't your best friend but the daughter of your mom's bestie) please don't! stay where you are! don't make this mistake, soon enough you'll be asking yourself why the hell no one stopped you and now you are trapped with her and her cousin who is a piece of shit in a two bedroom apartment and you can't leave because you have no money and the lease won't expire until november/december!

#lizzie thoughts #someone send help

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sharing this with the masses

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i’m so obsessed with matthew that i’ve watched alvin and the chipmunks in slow motion just so i could hear his voice.

[lizziela]

no one understands glasses reid like i do i need that man in ways that are so disrespectful to feminism. id do things to that man no one could believe ,i wanna see them glasses fogged up

[lizziela]

my bitches pose is NASTY

[lizziela]

and sometimes I remember when my roommate's cousin went batshit crazy when we told her that two of our college colleagues slept at our apartment a few nights ago, she said that she would tell my mom (and her aunt) like I am some sort of teenage rebel!

girl, get a grip, you can't say anything when you are so immature that you couldn't leave your boyfriend for a better future for yourself and your family (and I'm not talking about breaking up with him)!

you want to talk about being immature we should start with you! yes, I don't show a false maturity like you do, and yes sometimes I act like I'm younger because unfortunately my group of friends are 2 years younger than me! but that doesn't mean I am a fucking child!

people who think they will marry the first guy they date and the guy can't even get a job to fake being respondible and the girl thinks she has what it takes to talk about MY life!

try sometime to live abroad alone, and then we can talk about how mature I am!

(and my mom couldn't care less after I told her about them because she knows I have my head on my shoulders)

#lizzie thoughts #lizzie is venting #lizzie is talking shit

[lizziela]

spencer: one shot please

bartender: whiskey? vodka?

spencer: 9mm. please

[lizziela]

my roommate doesn't know how to sing, and she sings EVERYDAY, and I can't handle this! she sings in spanish and she doesn't know spanish as well!!!!

(noise cancelling headphones aren't enough anymore) somebody send help

#lizzie thoughts #everyday i think about moving but I don't have the money

[lizziela]

Obi-Wan: Is anyone going to tell me what’s going on here?

Y/N: Well, it’s kind of complicated, but Anakin-

Obi-Wan: Got it. Forget I asked.

[lizziela]

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