lobsterchip

[lobsterchip]

kind of hate my stupid caustic pussy for dissolving my underwear over time but it's kind of cool, like, scientifically

[lobsterchip]

[lobsterchip]

when i joined tinder i manually blocked over 80 people

modern social media should stop offering "sync with your phone contacts to follow them" options and start offering "block all your phone contacts so they never see your account" options

[lobsterchip]

[lobsterchip]

workin’ woman? more like gherkin woman

#just ate some pickles #pickles #i love pickles #gherkin

[lobsterchip]

Grazer and her perfect ears are going to SWEEP this year

[lobsterchip]

'Mid' autumn festival? I find it quite based actually.

[lobsterchip]

[lobsterchip]

who is the dungeonest crab

#crab #carcinization #dungeness crab

[lobsterchip]

sometimes you just need to take a break and watch one hour of red pandas eating crunchy snacks

#sorority recruitment #rush #srat #work week

[lobsterchip]

Cinderella (1950) storyboard → concept art → movie still

[lobsterchip]

i feel like my heart is stuck in buca di beppo traffic

#ariana grande #yours truly #yours truly 10th anniversary

[lobsterchip]

girl bossed a little too close to the sun (ate ttoo much ravioli and now tummy fnunky) :(

#pasta #yummy #icarus

[lobsterchip]

[lobsterchip]

Tap Card (L.A) / Clipper Card (Bay Area) / Ventra Card (Chicago) / MetroCard (NYC)

[lobsterchip]

come over babe let’s watch one of the hundreds of movies i have on laserdisc

icant even explain why i feel this way about it but this meme, this specific version, just makes me so emotional i love it so so much. its very heartwarming. peace n love on planet earth

[lobsterchip]

what was i made for?

“ophelia” by john everett millais but it’s barbie and for the sake of this concept let’s pretend that there is in fact water in barbieland