Thank you keemstar for providing the world with one of the funniest tweets of all time
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the best way to forget something is to try your hardest to remember it
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i wish i looked like a ps2 era horror game main character player model
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Imagine a vampire sucked your blood and they didn't even pop a boner. not even half hard. fully flaccid the entire time they sucked your blood. I'd be so humiliated.
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Berserk Vol 22 Illustrations by Kentaro Miura
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having a bit of a hole moment, girlies
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>hear frantic clicking and the sounds of exertion
>must be a rhythm game player
>genuinely impressed at the apm
>look outside
>crabs are pinching a man to death
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