“You will be the rightful King of the Six Duchies, of the Out Islands, of all the Cursed Shores! All. I will give you all your dreams, if only you come back!”
My dream was dead in my arms. I continued to walk.
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just had yet another client tell me I have a soothing and calming voice lmao maybe I should have been a therapist
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how did we just become ok with sitting at a desk in front of a computer for 40 hrs a week LET ME OUT I want to walk around :( my back hurts :(
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Kaladin scores a bingo!
Kaladin is one of the several characters I had in mind when I started this blog. He's gets extra points for looking like Jesus as well.
Art credit: zirael_art
Also submitted by: @hoidwithaspaceship
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bro I have to go to court next week because they don’t know how to read their own rules wtf
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omg I feel like such a hater saying this but my boyfriend was gone last night and bro it was soooo nice to be able to spread out on my bed and sleep diagonally again lmao I need to multitask while sleeping and stretch the fucked up side of my body 😭
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best notification possible
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"That stone-dropping-into-a-well lurch of my heart" no one has ever been more down bad than fitz when he wrote that
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one of my favourite underrated moments is when beloved tells fitz how bee is their love-child and fitz is trying to rack his brain for when he had sex with the fool. LIKE, rote is a romcom actually
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apparently, I joined this tumblr place at 10/14/11, 7:12:03 PM.
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fitz narration: i experienced an Emotion that i quickly chose to push away and ignore. not telling you which one tho
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What's the trope name for when someone finds out they're the Chosen One(tm) and is like "No, thank you" and goes and does something else
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Rand scores our first ever bingo! Great job buddy!
Artist credit: juliacarl_art
Submitted by: @clearancecreedwatersurvival
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"my child is fine" your child is still running their tumblr blog from middle school
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rip to all the “fuckyeah___” blogs that carried our society at one point </3
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the smallest artist i listen to? probably the bird outside my window
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