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All Italians wouldn’t fuck you!

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You, a heroic paladin have successfully slain a fearsome dragon. But the dragon warns you that death is but a door, and dragons don’t die, they reincarnate. You paid it no mind….until your son was born with golden, slitted eyes.

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#me knee deep in work: ! IVE FUCKING CRACKED THE FORMULA FOR THE FIC #miscellaneous #we're cooking now #not for work i am have so many stupid graphic things im making today #i spent way too much time adjusting a tulip in illustrator #we are a tech IT company.

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marcille is very protective (and jealous)

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i mean we're trying something

#the fucking mood swing i went through over the past hour #doubting even writing this. then organizing my calendar. to debating booking flight tickets because oh god there are gaps in The Calendar™ #to then telling myself to shut up and writing 500 words like it was nothing #tomorrow im def working on the MG novel but i will slowly i think chip away at this in between #i have no clue if this is a type of fic people would even want to read #but i did have fun writing the 500 words so far so maybe that's all that matters in the end #miscellaneous #time to vege the fuck out

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doing this to myself right now

#something something writing fears something #miscellaneous #no we have no gotten anything done yet but a word doc is open. #cleaning is done too bar the unfolded laundry on my floor #okay. let's get 200 words of something and then i'll pat myelf on the back

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My one friend group can't stop saying, "See you in hell!" in a cheerful voice instead of, "Talk to you later!" and my other friend group can't stop calling things "penis" instead of "cool" or "good", so I just unironically uttered the phrase, "Sounds penis, see you in hell," as I got off the phone.

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#got through the cleaning . #well there’s laundry left but that’s in progress #now let’s see if I feel productive enough to write #chatting with my friend at 7… maybe after that 🤔 #miscellaneous

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More stories from hell (retail) today I was ringing up this lady and she goes oh I want to do part of this on a gift card and the rest on normal card and I go ok and then she hands me a folded piece of paper. I think oh OK it must be folded around the gift card, right? Wrong. It is a folded sheet of 8×11 printer paper with "$40" written on the inside in ballpoint pen. I go what is this. She says a gift card. I say this is not a gift card. She says yes it is. I say this is a piece of paper with "$40" written on it. She says "well it's a gift card." I say it absolutely is not. I am grinding my teeth. She says well I want to use it. I say you physically cannot do that bc it is a piece of paper. I cannot scan or swipe it. I apologize, as if this is my fault, and not because she is completely insane. I hate it here

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Ok so today I was on the bus with another trans guy and we were talking about how hard it is to get testosterone. The waiting lists, the price, all the doctors you have to go to, that kind of stuff. Except, we were calling it ’T’, like you do when you’re both closeted and in public.

Then suddenly the elderly lady sitting behind us was like ‘young men, either I’m going crazy or you both have never heard of supermarkets, they have shelves full of tea there! Do you need directions to one?’

To which my buddy starts to explain, because why not. ‘Well you see, we’re both trans, and… ’

The lady didn’t wait for him to finish his sentence. ‘Oh no, I don’t mind that at all! Now do you want to know how to get to a place that sells tea? I’m actually heading there right now!’

We let her take us to the supermarket. We let her show us, excitedly, where the tea was. We both bought loads.

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We don’t talk enough about the two identical old women who just hang around Azula saying ominous shit in unison. What’s their deal. Is there a comic about them. Are they paid for their services

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what i see in my head everytime i come across a destiel post from 2013 made by a deactived user

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my name's cougar but my friends call me mountain lion and my mama calls me puma and today's my first day at big cat high. i'm so nervous i hope they don't realize i'm not panthera >ܫ<