lostinanothersmemories

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mmm more darlin was forcibly taken in by the shaws but gabe left for the weekend and darlin is making monstrosities in the kitchen and calling it food

#redacted asmr #redacted audio #no unmade oatmeal apple sauce and chocolate chips is not a meal

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I NEED SAM AND DAVID FAINTING COMFORT. DARLIN BRINGS SAM TO A PACK MEETING AND THEY JUST PASS TF OUT

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darlin, after hearing about their blood bond with quinn: oh, i thought it was gonna be something serious. i’ve bled all over dahlia. there’s not a single street where i haven’t gotten into some kind of scuffle. quinn won’t know which way is up if he tried looking for me.

sam: *concern intensifies*

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pack movie nights but everyone fears the cheesy older movies angel picks which always feature some ridiculous version of vampires or werewolves

#redacted asmr #redacted audio #all of sams picks get called retro just to mess with him

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when i am right i am right

hoziers new unreleased song he teased is so king sam coded im gonna die

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the shaw pack survives only because david asher milo and darlin all have enough dirt on each other that if one of them goes down it would be mutually assured destruction

#redacted asmr #redacted audio #no one tell them marie is actually the backbone of the pack

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did this person really just write “three baby carrots” as a snack? BABY EAT ALL THE CARROTS

#lost in rambles

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david shaw with a ‘kiss the cook’ apron on is the only thing in my head right now.

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damn hosting a halloween fair with magic enhanced spooks i mean just imagine the fog around you being controlled or demons literally popping out of thin air

#redacted asmr #redacted audio #gavin wpuld bob for apples and talk about how good he is with his mouth

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Ok but consider that SH just can casually pick anyone in the pack up. Like Milo knows this, he's a victim; Angel knows this cuz they jump in SH's arms all the time, but the rest of the pack doesn't know this.

They find out when Asher asks them to lift him cuz he wants to know if they can. They can, easy peasy. Christian gets snuck up on and they lift from behind. David doesn't say shit but for a hot second, he realises he's not on the ground and is actually being carried around by SH like he's a goddamn sack of cotton.

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The shaw pack: wolf claws and sharp teeth

Solaire clan: superhuman strength and speed

Sweetheart: *cocks invisible gun*

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sleeping with a wolf sounds like a good idea until you get a paw in your face pushing you slowly as they stretch in their sleep

babe knows this problem well

#redacted asmr #redacted audio #as well as being crushed if your wolf decides to lay on you

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Blake: What are you thinking about?

Sunshine: How all of this is caused by the fact I was pathetic enough for a deathwalker to take sympathy on me

#redacted asmr #redacted audio

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I swear i will sell you my soul if you draw sam with like big flabby arms thick thighs and a hanging tummy

i know someone has made it i would like to see art of big sam like big belly softness WITH HAIR

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Gotta keep fed, for when your shifter mate inevitably ends up in harms way again.

Darlin likes to get Sam gag gifts, that he begrudgingly wears, though he drew the line at a shirt saying nr. 1 vamp daddy, they got him the next best thing.

The boots turned out being really comfy, so to Darlin’s delight he wears them fairly often.

I really like the idea of Sam being a big cuddly teddy bear of a man💕

#hmmmm the world turns well tonight #i love tummys so much it is painful

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i know someone has made it i would like to see art of big sam like big belly softness WITH HAIR

#am i probably outing my ideal type of man right now? yeah but I WANT TUMMY IF I CANT HOLD IT I DONT WANT IT #lost in rambles #the way my only mental image of sam is just like big with slightly discolored beard hair

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the part of dating a werewolf that's most like having a dog is that somehow you find fur on items of clothing they haven't even been around, or clothes you literally just washed- there's no escape

sweetheart and sam just get lovingly teased a little but angel and babe have had to answer some awkward questions when coworkers have seen a strand of wolf hair on their clothes and asked if they got a dog and to see pictures

#the pack renting a dog for photoshoots to keep up the lie