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Worldbuilding tip for aspiring fantasy authors! Give that swordsman a bigger ass
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why is “get ___ed idiot” one of the funniest sentences in the english language
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“Fuck it, we slay” (heavy eye bags, dehydrated, on the verge of insanity)
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A young woman is walking outside ████████. It just so happens that today, the 3rd of March 2006, is this young woman's birthday. Though it was seventeen years ago she was given life, it is only today she will be given a name!
What will the name of this gothic young woman be?
> Enter Name.
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Wouldst thou like to live above averagely
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WHAT DO WE WANT?
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Mom. Get out. I'm doing spells.
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A young woman is walking outside ████████. It just so happens that today, the 3rd of March 2006, is this young woman's birthday. Though it was seventeen years ago she was given life, it is only today she will be given a name!
What will the name of this gothic young woman be?
> Enter Name.
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brushing one's teeth... a farewell to treats. good night, sweet delicacies, my mouth knows only tooth paste now. perhaps when a new day breaks we will meet once more
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you bottle Miette??
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