Lovleg Bakomfilm (BTS S1 & 2)
Hi! So, lovely @liteogstort made a huge effort to translate the BTS from the Lovleg website (here). As most of it is out of context, we kept in the time stamps in the transcript to make it easier to get what is said when! We hope you got as much nostalgia from it as we did. Also, the names of the actors can be found on Lovleg’s IMDb-page (here).
Thank you for having been on this journey with us <3
(transcript is under the cut)
00:03 Crew Member: Whoops
00:10 Magnus Henden: Slate 298, take three.
00:18 Magnus: Are you ready?
Kristine Ryssdalsnes Horvli: Yes, I am.
00:21 CM: Action.
00:23 Kristine: I’m sorry.
CM: Stop.
00:29 Kristine: I have an idea.
00:42 Runar Naustdal: Like, that they shouldn’t follow me, but Jesus.
00:46 CM: Kristine!
00:48: Silje Holm Carlsen: And you don’t want to hate yourself, Because then, you hate everyone.
00:51 Silje: Kristine!
00:54 Kristine: Could you do it again? I’m sorry.
Runar: That they shouldn’t follow me, but Jesus.
00:59 Kristine: You’re laughing too.
01:09 Kristine: Hey! Do you have something naughty in your backpack?
I’m sorry.
01:15 Girl: Hey Gunnhild.
Kristine: Hey. Are you bringing your backpack home with you?
01:21 Olav Barmen Trollebø: What the fuck.
Olav: We’ll do that again.
01:24 Olav: We’ll do that again.
01:36 Kristine: I’m sorry. I’m sorry, I have to do that one more time.
01:48 Kristine: I’m sorry, I …
Kristine: I need a break.
01:55 Fredrik Steen: I forgot.. What was it?
CM: Do it again.
01:59 Eiril Solveig Ugulen: We’ll never finish.
02:03 Daniel Alexander Skadal: Sorry. What’s the line?
02:07 Fredrik: Are you sure we shouldn’t …? One more time.
02:15 CM: Action.
02:18 Silje: Oh my god. What’s the first thing I say?
02:26 Kristine: I fucked up that line. I forgot it.
02:30 CM: Can I see the very last part where you have a pause between the parts.
02:36 Kristine: Use a pony as a dildo? No, like…
02:36 CM: It says: “That’s better than having a reputation that you use a pony dildo.”
02:46 Kristine: That’s better than to be known as someone who sleeps with dildo ponies.
03:01 Runar: Don’t laugh.
03:05 CM: You’re a wizard.
03:07 Silje: You can’t begin like that. I can’t contain myself, don’t you dare laugh.
03:14 CM: Camera is set.
03:17 Silje: What now?
03:20 Kristine: You know what? I’m done with this.
03:23 Kristine: I’m going to be totally relaxed and just walk over there and say hello.
03:28 CM: That helmet won’t work.
03:39 Kristine: There’s a wasp. I’m sorry, I’m freaking out.
Alexander Baraki Roth: I can hear it.
03:42 Kristine: I have to leave.
03:45 CM: Action
Kristine: No.
03:47 Kristine: Fucking hell, I’m dying.
04:08 CM: Whoops, there’s a mic???
04:14 Magnus: You have to lay lower.
CM: Move your shoulder, Vegard.
04:33 Silje: Are you making fun of my pants?
04:42 Silje: Is it tasty?
Runar: Yeah. Very tasty.
04:59 Kristine: I’m sorry.
Silje: It’s OK.
05:09 CM: The camera is rolling.
Kristine: Now?
Silje: No!
05:23 Runar: What the hell?
Kristine: I don’t understand shit.
05:27 Olav: 2019 is a rough year for all of us.
05:38 Kristine: It didn’t work.
05:46 Sondre Brandsøy: There you are.
05:53 Sondre: Annoying.
06:00 Kristine: Have a nice life. I’m leaving.
06:11 Kristine: Can someone help me open the door?
06:20 Kristine: Can you come over …?
CM: Say: “Hello, who is it?”
06:25 Kristine: It’s *the white house*
CM: Oh, it is? Action.
06:30 Kristine: Hello?
06:37 CM: Try to hit the basket as best as you can.
Kristine: I’m trying.
06:41 CM: We should’ve had a bigger basket.
06:47 CM: One more time.
Kristine: *Sings the national anthem*
07:04 CM: Just sing what you think it is.
Kristine: I don’t know more …
07:04 CM: It’s ok. Just walk into the bathroom while you sing. There’s no-one home.
07:18 Kristine: *Sings the wrong lyrics*
07:24 CM: Sing to the king. Has that been in the toilet?
07:29 CM: You’re going to get salmonella.
07:33 Kristine: I got a piece of straw here.
CM: It was so close to your mouth.
07:47 CM: Ingrid, start immediately on action and try to stop them.
07:50 Ingrid Tykhelle Kayser: Will you knock it off?
07:54 CM: Stop. Start over. That was a little ..
07:59 Daniel: Oh dear. It was like ..
08:02 Ingrid: Will you knock it off? It’s fucking pathetic!
08:06 CM: Stop! Again!
08:09 Magnus: I can hit you too.
Ingrid: No.
08:13 CM: Ingrid, are you ready?
Ingrid: Yes!
CM: Action!
08:16 Ingrid: He just snapped.
Kristine: Fuck, I forgot my line. I was waiting for a thump. I’m sorry.
08:20 Ingrid: Gunnhild, I fucked up.
08:30 CM: There’s a war in the bed. Action.
08:35 Silje: What the hell?
Kristine: What’s happening?
08:38 Kristine: I can’t while she’s hitting that pillow.
08:43 Silje: What the hell? I looked straight into the camera. I have to walk here.
08:48 Ingrid: Gunnhild, I fucked up.
Kristine: Fuck, I looked down.
08:56 Kristine: I’m sorry.
08:59 Daniel: Sara and I aren’t together anymore. Fuck.
09:09 Kristine: OK. And I wasn’t wearing a jacket.
09:13 Magnus: I think I hit you. Sorry.
CM: Careful, boys.
09:16 Magnus: It’s not real if …
09:20 Daniel and Magnus: It’s just “roughhousing”
CM: OK, just “roughhousing”.
09:25 CM: And back. Can you be more careful? Do it really slowly.
09:58 CM: Do you want do it one more time
Kristine: No, it’s OK.
10:03 Kristine: From, “why hasn’t anyone told me that?”
CM: There was a huge mic.
10:12 CM: Slide your head to the right, Kristine. Let it slide under there so it makes a sound.
10:36 Ingrid: Are you ok?
10:41 Kristine: It doesn’t want to start.
CM: One more time.
10:51 Ingrid: Not everyone knows how to ...
Ingrid: *doesn’t know the lyrics*
11:02 Jaymarie Llego Alfanta: It looks like she hasn’t done it. So here we are.
11:12 CM: Let’s say “thank you”.
11:14 Olav: Do my lips look good? Is there enough lipgloss?
11:20 CM: Yes, I think so.
11:28 Daniel: Do you like that?
Magnus: Fuck off.
11:32 Silje: Look in there.
Kristine: It’s not funny.
11:39 CM: Go, Kristine. Wow. OK, you’re not stealing it.
11:47 CM: First, Kristine could take a slice and then Sara. And stroke it a little.
11:55 CM: One more time.
CM: Harder.
11:58 CM: Isn’t it fun to take a slice and eat it?
12:05 CM: Just stroke it quickly and we’re done.
12:08 CM: Are we finished?
12:11 CM: That’s what she said.
CM: Get out.
12:16 CM: Enough tangerine. Well done, tangerine.
12:31 Kristine: Thank you.
14:56 Text: Thank you for the journey <3
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