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Raw Meat.

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but also, the whole story becomes a lot more painful once you realize that during the whole post-resurrection timeline, Lan Wangji believes that Wei Wuxian knows how madly in love with him he is and that he’s just fucking with him because of that. and being fucked with is one of his erogenous zones apparently, so he’s simultaneously painfully turned on and seriously hurt the whole entire time. no wonder he turns into a lunatic child when he drinks.

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guide to troubled businessmen

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A young girl asks her father, “Daddy what does the word ‘corruption’ mean?” 

“Bring me a beer and I’ll tell you.” “But mummy says you shouldn’t drink!” “Get yourself a nice ice cream as well while you bring me beer.” “Oh, okay!”

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Sorry, sorry, but manipulative hurt/comfort is fucking cocaine to me. The predatory aspect of it. The vulnerability—500% better if the hurt party knows they're being manipulated and is past the point of caring. The juxtaposition of sweet and sharp flavours. Barkbarkbark

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Kind of hilarious to me how poorly the title "Mob Psycho 100" localized to English-speaking areas. To someone whose first language is English, it scans as:

Mob (Yakuza, Mafia)

Psycho (violent person with "crazy" behaviors)

Thus: a particularly violent member of organized crime.

But in Japanese it scans as:

Mob (background characters in crowd scenes in manga or anime)

Psycho (short for psychic)

Thus: a psychic who looks/acts like someone you'd never pick out of a crowd scene in a comic.

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Hannibal (2013-2015)

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forgot the best part of death note, the american names written by someone who was just kind of guessing what american names sounded like. anyways rip to raye penber, arire weekwood, and lian zapack, average american men

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Is there a word that’s a mix between angry and sad

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Hey are you offended by the word bitch? I'm going to send you a hate anon, but I saw that you go by she/her and I respect women

don't let anything stop u from being a hater king

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They watch Cock.

They’ve been watching her for quite some time now, admir- assessing her.

They hate her.

Hate the way she styles her hair. Hate her smile and her laugh. Hate that they want to hold her hand-

They hate her. Hate hate hate her!

They watch as she sits at a table to eat her lunch with her friends, comfortable with the sometimes chaotic group.

They wonder if she looks even prettier up close.

One day, they make their move. They’re going to let her know they hate her!

But before that, they want to be sure that her pronouns are really she/her.. They don’t want to be disrespectful- Well, they want to be disrespectful! Just… not in that way..

They leave a note at her usual table and leave.

The next day, when they see that Cock left some words scribbled on the post-it, they hold their breath.

They let it out when they realize that they got her pronouns right.

After that, they take a few hours to gather their courage, before leaving another note at the table and leaving.

Only when they’re at their house do they realize they.. didn’t express their hate in that second note.

Nervously, they go back at the table, secretly hoping Cock had hadn’t seen that note.

Their heart thundering, they peek at the note, their breath stuttering. Three small words, written in her pretty handwriting change… everything.

‘Take your time’

They don’t realize that as they leave, note tucked next to their heart, that Cock managed, without even seeing them, to put a smile on their face.

-🖋️

Did you just write an enemies to lovers fanfic about me and my polite anon hater? You’re all batshit on this website …. *blushing and kicking my feet*

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the lan disciples simply saw hanguang-jun, the epitome of righteousness and the king of blank expressions, pick a random gay demonic cultivator one day and let him tag along on his adventures only for them to get married later because, yeah, that’s the yiling patriarch, in fact, why nobody told me my idol had a situationship with the biggest badass villain in history??

why is this twink ordering me around?? and then they follow wei wuxian’s orders like fools anyway. what do you mean THE hanguang-jun loves THE yiling patriarch? it must be like discovering an aloof prince had an affair with an infamous big rockstar back in the day, idk. that’s crazy funny for me, to be honest i’d go insane

#outsider pov of that shit would have been wild lmao

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this is so cartoonish. can't have shit in baltimore

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Posting Hannibal related memes until they save Hannibal, day 1021.

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my favorite thing about will graham is that we know he does not give a fuck about the cannibalism nor do I think he’s homophobic/ opposed in general to the idea of being gay so ultimately i have to conclude that will’s biggest problem with hannibal is that he’s an aristocrat

#i mean #hannibal did also like #gaslight him and frame him for the murders of a bunch of people #and try to kill his wife and child and eat his brain #among other things but you pose a valid argument