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masturbation is evil not for any puritan anti-fun reason but because it has permanently claimed so many verbs

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why did he say this

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yes, i DID run over a girl on the sidewalk in 2022 but in my defense she didnt even have a full soul. her mother didnt orgasm during conception so she only had a half-soul, like an animal, and i was only a little high so basically it’s fine. hope this helps!

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it's such a great time to be making art of any kind

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new sex position were you dont touch at all. in fact one of you dies

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dude your straight passing boyfriend just fucking bit me

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not to promote misogyny but i think this should happen i think it would be really funny

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obsessed with this post. everything about it is just hilarious to me. the anger in the title..

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fresh asf like a million dollars justfine and dandy

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Mawile -- AKIRA EGAWA

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Do British people refer to Jay-Z as "Jay-Zed"?

british people are unfamiliar with music or musicians

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*hatsune miku’s projection leaps off the stage mid performance and murders me*

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Oh my goodness, the woodpecker 😆 (other two are Oriole and female Grosbeak)