luciengroulx
Poptarts and Whiskey
This page, much like its title, is a disgusting combination of things. Bethesda games, Pokemon, depression memes. The works. My girlfriend is @cearalucaya. We have a needy manx and a chihuahua with what seems to be PTSD.
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Ness is the only character I’ve unlocked and it has been a day
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Sakurai recently revealed that the only other characters besides Kirby who could have potentially survived the destruction of World of Light are Palutena and Bayonetta
Kirby and his two moms
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bethesda: [deliberately releases a broken, unfinished game and laughs about it]
bethesda: [charges players an extra $100 for a “power armor edition” that’s basically just a bunch of plastic]
bethesda: [refuses to accept refunds after promising they would and offers 5 fucking dollars as compensation for said shitty plastic they charged $100 for]
bethesda: [literally is not stupid enough to think this wouldn’t happen, did it anyway, and is now facing a lawsuit]
you fucking dungheads: umm yeah but can’t you guys just let people enjoy the game?? you’re acting like the fucking fun police.
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the year is 2088. there is only one tree left. the tree is cut down and used to make a newspaper with the headline No More Trees
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