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THAT WAS FOUR ROUNDS OF COMBAT.

There were lots of legendary actions and reactions and prepared actions but that was FOUR ROUNDS.

24 SECONDS plus a few minutes here and there to answer academic questions?

So IMAGINE that you transfer to a new school where your adventuring party just kills rats in the woods and then you’re the designated cleric for the popular kids in their Big Battle.

They’re crushing it. They’re unstoppable. It’s been 24 seconds of battle and they’ve obliterated every monster that appears. You lock eyes with their cleric, the Chosen One of your god who strayed from the light. Then you die.

#dimension 20 #fantasy high

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who up rigging they mortis

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At first Fabian refuses to interact with his and Fig’s new sibling but one day his mom is dealing with something in the other room and the baby is crying and so Fabian has to pick up the baby. So he picks up the baby, bouncing them gently, and says, “One day, eighteen years from now, I will fight you to the death.” Then the baby reaches up and curls their little hand around his finger and Fabian’s voice breaks, utterly in love with this tiny person, and says, “I will defeat you,” unconvincingly.

#dimension 20 #fantasy high #fucking fuck #im dying

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fallout tv series + onion headlines, okey dokey?

#fallout #lmao

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'you wouldn't pirate a-' i would steal anything from any company. anything in the world. i dont even want it i just hate you

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why is pride always in summer. what about the dykes that can't tolerate the heat huh. what about us. I mean them.

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hey boss i can't come in today it's a sunny day and there's a lovely breeze coming in through my window, yeah it's rustling the branches of the tree outside that's finally bloomed so it's pretty serious

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if you told vin diesel fast and the furious you were gay he'd be like "Some people like driving stick…some people like driving automatic…what matters is you cross the finish line.." and then he'd rev up a dodge challenger and drive through a building and kill 16 people

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I walked up to a restaurant entrance at the same time as this guy and he held the first door for me and then I held the second door for him and he said "we call that the Midwestern two-step" with a laugh and I've been thinking about it all day.

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two bros, both alike in sexuality

in a hot tub, where we lay our scene

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feeling a deep sense of kinship with danny here

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I love her so much it makes me sick

#buffy the vampire slayer

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drusilla was way too soft on angel when she got to torturing him in season 2...girly he killed everyone u loved and make u watch......dude deserved holy water poured down his throat and a crucifix shoved up his ass

#buffy the vampire slayer

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I think Sam Reich needs to do just one regular, normal, vanilla version of Game Changer randomly so that when it ends Brennan never feels safe.

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Just imagine Sklonda Gukgak going to Riz's first bloodrush game, understandably anxious because her son is by no means that athletic and probably the smallest one on the field (and she probably watched him get grabbed and crushed to death on a livestream less than a year ago).

And then she gets there and she sees his friends, that she worried were taking advantage of him, there to shower him with encouragement and cheer and inspiration. Like imagine her sitting with Kristen, who tells her of course we're all going to be here for his first game!

And thanks to them, he does it!

#dimension 20 #fantasy high

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Star Trek: Deep Space Nine "Past Tense, Pt. 1"