DON’T CALL ME RIDICULOUS YOU KNOW THAT’S MY PET PEEVE LIKE MY DAD ALWAYS CALLED ME RIDICULOUS AND I ALWAYS
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Throwback to when I took painkillers and woke up with Photoshop open on my computer to this image I had made
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I think that if you stood behind Keanu Reeves and called out "John" he would turn around
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john wick holding shadow the hedgehog like mary holding baby jesus
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shoutout to when i worked at an extremely poorly managed farm and my boss texted me only “get pig” and wouldn’t respond to attempts to reach him
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When I was little my dad was taken by aliens and I was really sad and crying to my mom, and then he walked back in and said he forgot his keys and left again.
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do u think jack knows any aliens
Only the one in his mirror
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I have so many things I want—and need— to get done, yet I have so many things overwhelming me that I can’t focus :)
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well you see my anxiety gives me nausea, and my nausea gives me anxiety. it's a perfect system, really.
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scarlett johansson is shaving her head to play aang as we speak
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The newest Tumblr inside joke was to reply to any and all tutorials or guides with “OP thinks they‘re Jichael”.
I don’t know who Jichael is.
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Downside of your name being jack white is all the porn in your tag
👈🏻😎👈🏻
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