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not that I don't love the cursed bio facts, but do you have any blessed bio facts?

HYENAS CAN LOAF LIKE HOUSECATS

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Now you see, I’ve watched enough cartoons to know that this square of the carpet is on a separate animation cell from the background & therefore something funky will happen if I step on it. You won’t catch me making a rookie mistake like that no sir!

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"No, I do NOT wish to participate in a survey after this call"

Caption This!

#doctor who

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Happy Pet day!

#VinnyP

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A comic (?) about my love of weird little bats for this halloween

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OBVIOUSLY funny and commits atrocities

#freddy krueger #bestest blorbo

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Apocalypse prevented indefinitely bc Fenrir will not swallow the sun unless it’s wrapped in bologna or perhaps covered in peanut butter

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whoa dude when I heard about "radfems" I thought it would be some most radical females! 😍🤙

but these chicks are saying some bogus things about other babes 😬

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I love this so much

#cute lil alien blorbo

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the reason Michael Caine and Tim Curry are so good in their respective Muppet movies is that Michael Caine treats the Muppets as fellow actors, and Tim Curry treats himself as a fellow Muppet

discuss

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you know what, i think you can make a strong argument that ghosts aren’t real specifically because:

if they were, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle would absolutely have come back as one and been fucking insufferable about it

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i’m sure we can agree with this one

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@mindofmorgan *eyebrow waggle *

Massimo Pupillo's 'The Vengeance Of Lady Morgan' ('65)

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I don't dip into tumblr a huge amount recently, maybe a couple times a week. But every time I do I find that @reallyndacarter has done something awesome, and that restores my faith in humanity in a way it's difficult to describe

#i stan the actual wonder woman #she's such a fucking badass #that is all