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coffee shop by my house hired a new barista who is extraordinarily hot and flirts with me incessantly but she also makes the worst - and i truly mean the worst - coffee i’ve ever paid for. atrociously bad. just another of god’s little jokes

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ding dong ditching an entire civilization

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Chants of Sennaar spoilers without context

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i was obsessively thinking about this text post while playing this part

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do you think they would find each other in any universe

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Can I please have a cappuccino but with oat milk and a big pump of sugarfree chocolate syrup and... Lol I remember your stupid ass from 2,300 years ago. We were living in seleucis on the tigris river during the same span of summers... do you rememver a red ibis bird with beautiful plumes? Yeah U were a sort of dull brown goat that didn't train and dint make milk or kids. Yeah? No? Eventually the Zoroastrian homesteaders who owned you started feeding you contaminated barley to try and kill you lol. Maybe you remember the ergotism? Anyway. also I want one of these 🫵stupid little breads in the case

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France: hundreds of years with baguette -- DID NOT INVENT BANH MI

Vietnam: less than 100 years with baguette -- INVENTED BANH MI

ANOTHER WIN FOR VIETNAM‼️‼️‼️‼️

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genie snsd (2009)

#these bitches caused irreparable damage to by body image

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yes babe the sex was great but i never finished talking about vampires so i think we need to get back to that

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Yeah her stats aren't great but it's nothing a secret book and a dracoshield and two speedwings and a boots and three spirit dusts and a master seal and a forged weapon and 12000 bonus exp and rolling a crit on every attack from now until endgame can't fix

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Paranormasight brainrot