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I LOVE BED

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#dude i knew it said lady gaga somewhere in there and couldnt figure it out until i read it like 65 times #anyway this gives strega nona vibes

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i think about this a lot

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Gerard Way: THIS SONG IS ABOUT KILLING PEOPLE. IM SHOVING MY TONGUE DOWN MY GUITARISTS THROAT WHILE WE PERFORM IT. IM COVERED IN BLOOD AND I KEEP TOUCHING MYSELF. VISIBLE ERECTION THROUGH THESE TIGHT WOMENS JEANS

every teen magazine putting him on a highlighter yellow and pink splash page with Katy Perry and The Jonas Brothers: we just think he’s neat

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what the actual fuck

we did it everyone. we’re no longer allowed to talk about the CISGENDER MALE CHEST because it’s sexually explicit

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april 27th is the most important day of the year. to me

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I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD BOB ROSS IS A GIFTED GOD I DREW ALONG TO HIS VIDEO IN MS PAINT AND

HOW

THE

FUCK

THIS MADE ME SO HAPPY I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW PLEASE I ADVISE YOU GUYS TO DRAW ALONG WITH BOB ROSS IN MS PAINT IT IS AN EXPERIENCE I AM SO CONFUSED BUT PLEASED FUCKING DO IT

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As with the horse poll, please regard these options as sliders. The extent to which each one deviates from 1/6th of the total will determine the amount that canine aspect deviates from the "average."

I will draw the dog we make. :)

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me as a child: this "$4.99" sales stuff is idiotic, anyone can instantly round this up to $5 in their mind, no one is falling for this

me as an adult: oh wow only $4 (with some additional numbers behind it), that's great because if it was a single dollar more that would have been the last straw for me in my miserable life

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just saw another fic that completely misunderstood elementary schoolers. going to make a post as soon as my shift is done

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Wait… Isn’t Ed Balls day coming up? ED BALLS DAY, I HAVE TO GET READY TO CELEBRATE 

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this started as a joke but then i started actually thinking about it and now im really annoyed that IDs have this one letter that doesnt mean anything for cis people and is a huge pain in the ass for trans people when we could instead have literally lifesaving information so emergency medical services could just check ur wallet to see which blood to give you so you dont die or whatever But No

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Reblog if you've ever cried over the death of a fictional character