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Oh happy day of japes and merriment~ ♫ ♪

#clowning around

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i see it so i See it I see Thart with me EyeBals

when i see it i Look at it Put my eyes on it with My sightballs I look with my look balls and see It so in front of me

i see it with my eyedbarls

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just got called out of work and I got so excited I put clothes on my dog

#MECORE #this is also what i look like in my head btw

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nothin' quite like how a dog loves

let dead dogs lie - silas denver melvin // red dog - elizabeth frink // how to be a dog - andrew kane // domestication syndrome - dhole b // no origin found // for your own good - leah horlick // pleasure - beth cavener // it will come back - hozier // i am a dog. i have blood all over my teeth. - sciencedfiction // same poem as directly previous

#oooough

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Break me off another tangerine wedge I’m not driving

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fuuuck my stupid gay tail all the ideal dogs point at laugh at my dumb faggy tail

#if it makes you feel better i love ur gay tail #<- THANK YOU wags my gay tail at you !!!

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the smiths is so fucking funny. i was looking for a job and then i found a job and heaven knows im miserable now. yeah alright. top ten relatable lyrics. steven patrick morrisey wails in his stupid wobbly english and im like yeah. if a double decker bus crashes into us to die by your side is such a heavenly way to die. you're so right. god. just shoot me now

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tbh the fact that cats purr was an unnecessary bonus we don't always acknowledge. they're already cute and baby and little and soft and make silly noises and do funny shit. but they also like to cuddle and make a soothing pleasant noise to indicate they are happy when they cuddle you? huge. huge for the human race.

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i can't do this shit bro im supposed to be a dog

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i can't do this shit bro im supposed to be a dog

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i can't do this shit bro im supposed to be a dog

[m0thbuddy]

i can't do this shit bro im supposed to be a dog

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i can't do this shit bro im supposed to be a dog

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... the Lord is testing me.

(Specifically, the Getty Museum shop is testing me)

#oh my god... #need

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Hello archivist

#DAMN #OBSESSED W THIS #fav ever #id #tma