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I gave birth to our first child last night and apparently the event was so traumatic that it caused Harvey to fuse with the kitchen cabinet.

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sailor moon zodiac series ~ first half ~ promise the rest are comin

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[Stardew Valley] felt compelled to draw some ponies..

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i feel so bad every time (my sweet sweet beloved) harvey says "i worry about you" because i am heading down to the mines and im biting the heads off bats like ozzy osbourne i need a way to communicate to my babyboy that im not in danger i AM the danger

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since everyone is talking about stardew valley again let me share this krobus i crocheted last year!! I took inspiration and a bit of base instructions from this tutorial but i kinda just adjusted the steps to my liking as i went

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I'm a cryptid in Stardew valley. I live on the outskirts of town. I disappear for days on end, purchasing daily one-way tickets to the calico desert. Nobody knows where I go while I'm there. Can occasionally be found fishing at random spots throughout town. I am never not running on at least one triple shot espresso. I take the abandoned minecarts to get around and am frequently seen disappearing into the sewers. I carry a sword for some reason. Once every week or two I will stride into your bedroom to deliver you your favorite meal. I'm a self-made millionaire. I attend all the town events and will go to your concert in the next town over. I have donated approximately 2583 items to the local museum and singlehandedly revitalized the town community center. There are rumors I can talk to junimos. I'm friends with the local wizard

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Star Hopper, a pony alien from Outerspace! She loves to gallop across the stars to visit her very best friends in Equestria, visiting them from the Neighborhood Nebula with all her other friends.

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Happy St. Patrick's day from Minty🍀

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Saw this post of Gerard Way just standing there and felt inclined.

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This must be the end of the world This might be heaven or hell Or it may just be another world

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repeat after me: i am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014

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Bird Earrings // Lovingo Store

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BECAUSE A CAR HAMMER EXPLOSION WHERE THE HAMMERS FLY EVERYWHERE KILLED MY GRANDMA

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About halfway through Dressrosa.

Caesar has become one of my favorite OP villians, i love that pathetic lil fart clown.