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'you never read anymore, you used to love reading' and i have 200 safari tabs open. it never stopped it just got weird

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seems reasonable

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I do this. This is Final Pam. You remember how your backyard barbecue go, the Smiths. Pretty good it doesn’t seem. Haha, I tell little joke.

NEXT TIME YOU INVITE PAM!

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crazy how 4 hours of work will literally take up my entire 15+ hour day. who allowed this

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i saw a post on twitter by a european saying americans are fake for their random compliments to strangers and their general cheery demeanor and like no. no no no you don’t understand. if you get a random compliment from an american on the street about your outfit or whatever, that is 100% genuine. we mean it. we aren’t lying we are making a small but fleeting connection with you because our lives are shitty but the human condition is enduring. oh god i’m clutching my chest

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the fact that the bottom part of this was cut off and reposted and and almost nobody knew is one of the biggest cases of bi erasure in history

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This was the funniest hour of my life

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yes and itll stay that way. stop showing me this fucking ad

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No one ever tell me anything bad about the person who runs this account.

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Me, watching my kitten hold still for a suspiciously long time: Ollie, are you peeing on my floor?

Ollie: Not

Me: Are you sure?

Ollie, grunting through time and space to push out a chocolate mcmuffin wider than he is tall: Not

#cat text

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why didn't they just leave pompeii when the volcano erupted? were they stupid?

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Eyes full of determination, paws full of grass.

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