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nothing canon era fic writers could come up with will ever be as cruel as modern au fic writers putting these guys in the most basic modern scenarios. like he was born to live & die by the blade, his story was over before it began. and you made him take the bus and work a 9 to 5 job

#as someone who’s done a few modern aus the thing is you just have to make the modern scenario weird and uncomfortable too #not calling myself perfect but i did break a man’s penis for plot purposes and i think it went well

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#this is what being in mdzs fandom is like

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I must not start shit online. Starting shit online is the peace-killer. Starting shit online is the little death that brings total obliteration.

I will stay in my fucking lane and let the urge to start shit pass over and through me. And when the urge has passed, I will quietly seethe in Discord chat with my friends and rejoice when karma inevitably gets their asses.

#lol i need to use this

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You wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me...

#‘DO YOU LIKE WAFFLES—NOOOOOOO’ #good lord that was my CHILDHOOD #the jay works at burger king one has made ‘and the PICKLESSSS’ part of my vocabulary to this day #i feel this is missing the bluestar skyfall animatic #and all the various ones to skillet #and the riverspirit speedpaints #but that might just be my experiences

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not sure how to word this properly but i feel like.. the way unnecessary cattiness is "rewarded" online (especially on twitter) really just made some people forget how to act normal. i agree that sometimes that needlessly exaggerated rudeness is funny but in most cases it just makes you look like an idiot tbh... i don't mean to sound too pretentious either - i'm just thinking of those cases where somebody asks a genuine question and in return they get the nastiest fucking reply from somebody who clearly doesn't speak to enough people in real life... like do you hear yourself? do you think this anyone finds you intimidating instead of just off-putting? congrats on being the grand champion of maladjustment i guess

#why don’t we try kindness hmm?

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I submit to you that the most iconic feature of any animal is either unlikely or impossible to fossilize.

If all we had of wolves were their bones we would never guess that they howl.

If all we had of elephants were fossils with no living related species, we might infer some kind of proboscis but we'd never come up with those ears.

If all we had of chickens were bones, we wouldn't know about their combs and wattles, or that roosters crow.

We wouldn't know that lions have manes, or that zebras have stripes, or that peacocks have trains, that howler monkeys yell, that cats purr, that deer shed the velvet from their antlers, that caterpillars become butterflies, that spiders make webs, that chickadees say their name, that Canada geese are assholes, that orangutans are ginger, that dolphins echolocate, or that squid even existed.

My point here is that we don't know anything about dinosaurs. If we saw one we would not recognize it. As my evidence I submit the above, along with the fact that it took us two centuries to realize they'd been all around us the whole time.

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#maps are fun!

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What happened to your wisdom teeth (2/2)

If you had your wisdom teeth removed, what happened during the procedure?

I have not had my wisdom teeth removed

I had only a local anesthetic so I would not feel pain

I had a local anesthetic and minimal sedation (such as laughing gas)

I had a local anesthetic and moderate sedation (such as valium)

I had a local anesthetic and deep sedation (such as an IV sedative)

I had general anesthesia and was fully unconscious during the procedure

Other

Unsure

#fully unconscious #woke up groggy asked the dental nurse if i could hold my teeth she said something about them being broken and a biohazard so they threw them #out #and i promptly told her that was illegal it was stealing and i could sue her

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#gained more human pet guy information today i guess

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#it’s true tiktok said so uwu

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You guys really liked my last poll so

#everyone deserves bed and good sleep

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You couldn't pay me

#dkshdk oh no xD

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#ok fine he gets this one

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#me and most of the discord server about x ship lol #also about certain show airing rn #but yeah that’s usually how it goes for me

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Uh Oh, The One Other Guy Having The Same Problem As You Got Zero Replies To His Post On Reddit That He Made 5 Years Ago

#lol yep yep YEP

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does anyone know what you’re supposed to do after graduating college

#hey leave my existential crisis alone