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old habits die

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I cannot stress enough how important it is to do silly, frivolous things that serve no other purpose than making you happy.

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“my husband is cheating, i wanna kill him”

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LITERALLY fuck me up florida

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she must bolt

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#KNOWING EXACTLY WHAT MY SEXUALITY IS #it’s been a serious burden for years

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#thanksgiving!!!

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taylor: please, i've been on my knees, change the prophecy

the universe: since you asked so nicely and put some braids in your hair, here's a 6'5" nfl player, enjoy

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were you:

☑️ sent by someone??? (who wanted ME dEAD?)

did you:

☑️ sleep with a gun? (underNEATH our bed???)

were you:

☑️ writing a boᵒᵏ????

☑️ a SLEEPER CELL SPY?

in 50 years will all this be declassified?

🔘 (yes)

⚪️ (no)

and you’ll

confess why you did it (500 words or less)

_________________________________

and I’ll say:

☑️ good riddance!

☑️ it wasn’t SEXy once it wasn’t forbidden

I would’ve:

⬜️ DIED for your SINS

☑️ just died inside

and you:

⬜️ deserve prison

☑️ won’t get time

you’ll:

☑️ slide into INboxes

☑️ slip through the BARS

you:

☑️ crashed my party (and your rental car)

☑️ said “normal girls were boring 🤪”

☑️ were gone by the morning

☑️ kicked out the stage lights

☑️ are still performing

and in plain sight you:

☑️ hid

but you are:

☑️ what you did

and I’ll:

☑️ forget you

⬜️ forgive

Signature:

the smallest man who ever lived…

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#STOP

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First you procrastinate on the task because it is not a big enough deal to get done urgently. Then you procrastinate on the task because it has become such a big deal that doing it is overwhelming. You would think that this implies a middle point where it is just big enough of a deal to get done easily, however the inherent perversity of the universe's causal geometry prevents this

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MAKE YOUR OWN ERAS TOUR: A SWIFTIE EVENT

hi!! i decided to do a cool event this week to get us hype for the eras tour coming back again this weekend :)

this is an event where you make your own powerpoint/presentation showing your DREAM setlist for the eras tour, showing a list of all the songs you would add, maybe why you would add them, and even interludes and intros!

rules:

you must use all 45 slots of the setlist

you must include at least 2 songs from each era, and 6 songs max

you can have up to 4 mashups in your setlist (was going to say 2 but y’all are probably gonna put the two in the surprise songs). each mashup counts as one song (ex. wildest dreams/enchanted would count as one song, not two)

special guests are allowed, but only ones that she’s brought out before (gracie abrams, sabrina carpenter, phoebe bridgers, haim, ice spice, etc). you may use up to 2 special guests

the event starts at 5 PM EST, saturday, may 11th. be sure to use the tag #swiftiesetlist with your posts. dm me or send me an ask if you have any questions! + reblog so people see this! :)

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hmmm why does my uterus hurt and why do i feel kinda off. weird. surely these are not the warning symptoms of a predictable biological process that occurs on a regular schedule. anyway. im going to wear white pants today.

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me screaming along to but daddy i love him knowing damn well i was one of the sarah’s and hannah’s begging her to come to her senses

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Why is tumblr dead on the weekends omg stop going to the club, get your ass out here and BLOG

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feel free to ignore me if this sounds crazy because i just smoked and then ate seven bars of chocolate but like... im kinda starting to think that charlie puth should be a bigger artist... .anyone else???

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is this a safe space to admit that i just realised the lyrics are not “bedroom eyes like a manatee”🧍‍♀️