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Drew the ASL bros for “good big brother day”!
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It’s time to upload a new fic~
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FUCK I NEED A TITLE *HEADDESK*
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did i ever tell you guys about that time i gave my sister 2000 nickels for her birthday
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“Let him die” spaketh the rabbis.
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pornhub: the government is doing a bad job of sex education. we’ll do it properly.
public: applause
pornhub: the government is doing a bad job of snow plowing. we’ll do it properly.
public: confused applause
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the thing about millennials who don’t want kids is I feel like a lot of them are deeply On Board for their friends’ kids
like I’m among the minority of my friends in definitely for sure wanting kids someday
but each of my parenthood-eschewing friends has claimed a different role in my future offspring’s life and they seem very excited to play it
so we as a generation may have fewer children
but I feel like they’ll be the most supported and loved children imaginable
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the sexual tension between two gas stations on the same intersection
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A powerful but benevolent water spirit lives here.
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How could you be against free college. Like if I think about student loans for more than a few minutes I think about jumping off a cliff have some pity damn
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we should make fun of americans more. why dont their shops include tax in the price tag. like how much does this item cost? its a surprise :)
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my aesthetic is the direct opposite of minimalism and its called clutterbitch
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When you ship two ships in a fandom but the ships hate each other and constantly fight.
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