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andreil doodle based on this post bc I thought the image was really funny imagine they’re in a library ig

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“and as you’ve always said, you want nothing.” andrew stared stone-faced back at him.

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hot take about the extra content: i wish andrew and neil weren't the only ones who don't end up married and with kids.

LIKE WHAT DO YOU MEAN RENEE MARRIES A MAN AND HAS KIDS

WHAT DO YOU MEAN ALISON MARRIES AND HAS A KID

Dan and Matt? okay.

Kate and Aaron apparently don't have kids in the EC but i feel they would be the ones to have like 50 kids

tbh i feel Andreil are more likely to adopt a kid than Alison is to have one but maybe that's just me ??

KEVIN WITH A DAUGHTER IS EVERYTHING TO ME UNTIL HE FUCKING RAISES HER AS A RAVEN ???? NO.

obvs Nicky and Erik get married and I'm always torn between whether they adopt or not

anyway

#it’s the Allison having a bad marriage for me #like that’s the one that really irks me #well that and Renee marrying a man and having like 85 children bc like wtf #ok maybe they’re both tied with Kevin a) marrying someone whose attitude towards the lifetime of abuse he faced is “no harm no foul #and b) raising his child as the very thing that nearly destroyed him and a significant number of his friends #aftg #all for the game

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aftg twitter au part 2 🤭

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jean yves moreau

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can you please promise you will try having reading comprehension skills? for me 🥺

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Dead Boy Detectives 1.01 · The Case of Crystal Palace

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I did a thing......poor baby Neil during the winter break or something because I love to draw him suffering.

Be indulgent I didn't picked my pencil up for a few months 😂

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This is very me coded fam.

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Reading The Sunshine Court, and it really shows how close to "not surviving" Jean was and how much of a wonder it is that Nora kept. him. alive. enough to write a whole new book!

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jeremy is jean and kevin’s pineapple

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hot christian girl summer

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it fucks with me a little that an exy court has to be in a box because if there is no ceiling some of those plays described in the books wouldn't be possible ("The ball bounced off the ceiling and fell back into the fray." and "Matt intercepted it and aimed high, wanting it to hit the ceiling and come down near the strikers again."), like, you can’t make a play involving the actual stadium ceiling considering the tv screens and height and beams and all of that shit

also, there is this quote: "There were vents and fans along the ceiling to keep air circulating on the court. The vents would let out echoes of serves and checks, but the players would have to yell for their voices to filter out into the stadium." — which yeah, it has to be a box for any of this to make sense

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lukewarm? take: i think the books are really well-written actually, like the writing style and stuff. i especially love the dialogue, even if it's unrealistic and nobody talks like that. i just find it really unique and memorable and it gives the characters so much extra flavor.

THEY'RE WELL WRITTEN AND IF THEY WEREN'T THEN WE WOULDN'T LIKE THEM I DON'T KNOW WHY THAT'S HARD TO UNDERSTAND

YOU WANNA SEE POORLY WRITTEN??? GO READ THE SIMON SNOW SERIES

BACK TF UP Y'ALL

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the trojans social media au (pt. 13): i’m fighting for my life trying to keep coming up with new parts i fear we’re going to see a decline in parts soon

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aftg hot take: the fandom tends to sanitize andrew and neil. let them be fucked up dudes together dammit! the beauty of their relationship is that they're difficult, sometimes downright unpleasant people to be around and yet their jagged edges match right up! It's about second, third, fourth, whatever chances and not having to be perfect to get a happy ending! they're not good people and they're never going to be perfectly healed (or even well-healed) people and they don't need to be!

ANDREW AND NEIL ARE FUCKED UP LITTLE GREMLINS

THEY CAN BE SOFT TOGETHER, THEY CAN BE SOFT WITH KIDS, OTHER THAN THAT ????? LET THEM BE CRAZY IT'S GOOD FOR THEM

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idk about y'all but everytime neil showed up in the sunshine court the invisible audience in my head went wild the same way it did when celebs had cameos on disney shows