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kinda cool to think how someone somewhere is having the best day of their life today. someone’s hearing “i love you” for the first time today. someone’s gonna meet the love of their life today. someone’s gonna get the job of their dreams today. it’s someone’s best day today. and guess what binch? tomorrow it could be ur best day so keep going

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an underappreciated moment from monster factory as a whole

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99 people held so much power

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I DO THIS.

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an underappreciated moment of the monster factory franchise

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whats up everybody

I THINK

DOGS SHOULD

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is that Final Pam’s husband

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*Final Pam voice* God forgive me….

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I’m not usually a praying girl, but, if you’re out there, The Final Pam,

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One of the funniest things I ever experienced was when I went to go see John Mulaney live, and halfway through a bit about how expensive college in the States is, he looked down at the sleeve of his suit jacket and just. stopped. dead halt, mid sentence.

And after like three seconds, where we’re all trying to figure out the punchline because the story clearly hadn’t ended, and John Mulaney quietly says, “Has there been tinfoil on my buttons the whole goddamn show?”

He’d taken his suit to the drycleaner, and they’d wrapped the buttons on the sleeves and the coat with tinfoil to protect them, and John Mulaney didn’t notice until half-way through his set, and was SO FLABBERGASTED that he never did finish the story about college and instead did five minutes on how stupid it was that his buttons were reflecting the light and he just didn’t notice, and in that moment I understood more about John Mulaney as a person than I ever have.

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My brother and I were making sandwiches and we decided on an alignment chart for how sandwiches are cut.

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please, for the small price of everything I own, can john mulaney write an episode of brooklyn nine nine

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Every time I send my advisor an edited draft of my thesis proposal I’ve started adding a different plague meme at the bottom for incentive