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So uh....yeah

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Bill bye=all seeing eye= sees the future= burning=no more goggles

BILL NYE can’t stress the importance of Climate Change enough

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I wish dude I'm missing out

Anyone else lying prostate on the floor?

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Hey giyyysz

I'mma be getting a stick and poke and those of u who know what that is save me- cuz I'm doing it with my friend and it's gonna be painful and we gonna have fun

Lmao I'm gonna cry tho cuz I'm getting one for my dog and it's a bone and it's cracked lol

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Lmao add a couple of accidental knife wounds and finding out we don't actually HAVE any good and that's me

*walks into kitchen at 2 am*

…wow okay.. i need to be quiet…

TRIPS OVER CHAIR, BREAKS LEG, CATCHES HOUSE ON FIRE

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Queen

my nsfw fanart of toru hagakure

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I'm all of a sudden seeing this gay model all over my dash and I'm not tired of it yet

SimplyLogical | Pride Line

Get gayer with this line of LGBT+ T-shirts. Each shirt radiates the colours of its flag. A typographic vintage design created by me for you! The sizes range from Small to 3XL because no one should be left out.

Check out the Pride line.

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“The devil is real and he isn’t a little red guy with horns and a tail. He can be beautiful because he’s a fallen angel and he used to be god’s favorite”

— AHS (American Horror Story)

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So apperantly me and my friend @iamacowboynow have 2 children- shit-head, and sharqueeska,

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Mood after watching Damien

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GRELL

Gif Request: @peaches-and-memes requested Young Grell ❤

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Sweet home Alabama

ATTENTION

If you see this you are OBLIGATED to reblog w/ the song currently stuck in your head :)

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MAH BOIIIS

These beautiful boys look like they would be best friends

and

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Oooooo

Consider:

Amanda’s away at college. She’s having lunch one day with a bunch of friends, when one of her friends nudges her and is like, “Don’t look now but there’s a really attractive older guy dressed like a vampire staring at you.”

And of course Amanda whips around and her eyes go wide.

Her friend facepalms and is like, “I told you not to-”

“Holy shit, it’s my dad,” Amanda whispers, and her friends turn to stare at her, dumbfounded, wondering if they heard right.

“Oh my gosh, Damien, what are you doing here!?” Amanda shouts, running straight at him and tackling him at full speed, gushing a mile a minute about how happy she is to see him and asking if MC and Lucien are there too.

Her friends follow her, and after all the introductions have been made, one of Amanda’s friends asks, “You call your dad by his name?”

And Amanda just huffs and rolls her eyes, saying that, “Well, it’s not like I want to, but he and my pops only got married like a few months ago, and he still gets super flustered whenever I try to call him d-”

“Really, Amanda!” chastises Damien, looking exasperated. “That happened once. Last month. I can assure you I’ve quite gotten over such childish-”

“Oh yeah?” interrupts Amanda, crossing her arms and staring at him with a raised eyebrow. “You sure about that, dad?”

Damien is able to keep a straight face for all of two seconds before a bright red flush spreads across his cheeks and to the tips of his ears, and he buries his face in his hands.

“I have a daughter,” he squeaks, sounding close to tears.

Fan works inspired by this post:

Absolutely amazingly gorgeous COMIC drawn by the lovely and talented @jakehercydraws

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Same

The break up with your girlfriend cause im bored song by ariana grande is nice and all but If i find any of yall bitches around my man with that energy I’ll punch you in the throat lmao