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ROUND 4 / POLL 3

Cadmus (@lesbx) vs. Selene Cromswell (@clovenhooved, art by Ana Luiza Garcia)

Cadmus info:

Description: Cadmus is an oc I originally made as a character for Fallout New Vegas. She is tall and brawny, with short, nearly shaved gray hair. She’s trans also. Very important detail.

Crimes: Cadmus fought for years for a group known as Caesar’s Legion. She renounced them and devoted herself to bringing it down, but while she was still indoctrinated by them, she committed more atrocities than she could ever repent for, and she knows it. Most fight reluctantly for the Legion. Going to battle, because the alternative would be going up on a cross. Cadmus, however, killed for glory, and fought because she liked it. Wholeheartedly championing the Legion’s cause, she was directly responsible for countless deaths and untold destruction. Even after leaving, she struggles with her rage and her propensity for brutality. The Legion’s warpath to the West was inevitable, but was very notably hastened by her and her drive for war.

Other notes from the submitter: Not actually expecting her to make it in, but she’s so awful, I feel like it would be a disservice to her not to at least submit her.

Selene Cromswell info:

Description: okay. OKAY. D&D OC. Selene is a widow of a husband that she killed in the pursuit in higher knowledge and gaining lichdom. She had one son, Cyrus, who was restricted in his formative years, being made to follow in her footsteps in perfecting wizardry. She is headmistress of a magic college.

She grew up in a backwater side of the world, born to ex-adventurer parents with deep cowboy roots, and was the only child out of her siblings to not inherit storm sorcery from her mother. She has deep issues with self worth and always wants to be the most intelligent in any room.

Crimes:

Tried to murder her father in a misguided attempt at vengeance -Burned her family’s home to the ground -Murder in general to get what she wants -Manipulation, gaslighting, blackmailing to get to the top -Killing her husband thru an…. ‘accident’ in the pursuit of being a lich -Terrible mom in general -Didn’t let her son leave the magic campus, causing him to burn down a building and run in the panic

Other notes from the submitter: a milf for your consideration………..

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Hey students, here’s a pro tip: do not write an email to your prof while you’re seriously sick.

Signed, a person who somehow came up with “dear hello, I am sick and not sure if I’ll be alive to come tomorrow and I’m sorry, best slutantions, [name]”.

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I would have to tell you, you have bewitched me, body and soul, and I love… I love… I love you. I never wish to be parted from you from this day on.

Pride & Prejudice (2005) dir. Joe Wright

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awkward stories that will literally give you a stomachache (x)

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#sokka has 1 braincell

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Mythbusters ended too soon. I feel like The Cask Of Amontillado is exactly the myth they would have tested.

Like, figuring out how long it takes the mortar to dry. Finding the maximum amount of time before knocking down a recently built brick wall. Establishing the best place on a recently bricked wall to topple it and escape.

And then, doing all of that while drunk.

Mythbusters, you left us too soon.

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Admiral Zhao is so embarrassing. His main enemies were an angsty 16yo, a fun loving 12yo, and some fish. And he still lost on all counts.

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Percy “Fucking Rich People” Jackson

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Aang: as an airbender i am committed to peace and preserving all life as precious and sacred

Appa: DIE BITCH

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i’m dying to know who ethan nakamura’s dad is. like if the goddess of REVENGE falls in love with you then what does that say about YOU!

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steve: our mission is to rescue hostages

natasha: no that’s your mission

steve: 

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Uh, Zuko! Yes, why would I be expecting anyone different? 

#atla

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what do u mean i don’t have a social life I just went grocery shopping with my mom

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Watched Legend of Korra a while ago. I remember I tried to make some Airbender fanart a long time ago but wasn’t happy with it, so at least I’ve now drawn this to show my love for Avatar universe <3

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Stuck.

(it’s 2am, and according to your therapist, you have “a whopping case of ADHD”