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[markadoo]

hello i need advice what do i say if i want to be held like this except no hand on neck i do not want anyone to put their hand on my neck like that maybe they could pin me down by my chest or my shoulder it can be rough and aggressive i would like that but i am not comfortable with even the suggestion of my airway being obstructed. the hand on the side of the belly is good that should stay the same. is there an emoticon i could use to indicate all this information

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people only like kennings now because they're ancient. I bet at the time people were like "seriously, 'whale road'? you couldn't fill out your meter so you had to call the sea a 'whale road'? this is why all the good poets write in latin"

#posts

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I tried redoing the drums on this since they weren't loud enough, but I couldn't get it to work. Eventually I realized that the problem is Tumblr's audio compression algorithm, so you'll have to go here to get the full auditory experience.

My rendition of Weird Al’s rendition of various mid-early nineties songs. 

#music #Weird Al #Weird Al Yankovic

[markadoo]

so sorry to do this to you

#Youtube

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You have no idea how much i appreciate you for finally wrapping up this five-year-long search. And yet i feel a strange wistfulness...

You know the song "Magic" by B.O.B. (ft. Rivers Cuomo)? The one that goes "I've got the magic in me. Every time I touch that track it turns into gold"

When I was at wilderness (early 2019) I had the idea "I got the mattress in me". Last year I realized the next line should be "Every time I hit the sack", but I couldn't figure out what happens when I hit the sack though. Today I had an idea. "I go out cold". Unfortunately, though, that doesn't have enough syllables. So I've still got work to do.

[markadoo]

You know the song "Magic" by B.O.B. (ft. Rivers Cuomo)? The one that goes "I've got the magic in me. Every time I touch that track it turns into gold"

When I was at wilderness (early 2019) I had the idea "I got the mattress in me". Last year I realized the next line should be "Every time I hit the sack", but I couldn't figure out what happens when I hit the sack though. Today I had an idea. "I go out cold". Unfortunately, though, that doesn't have enough syllables. So I've still got work to do.

#posts #my dad thought i could just draw “go” out into two syllables but...i wasn't satisfied. #this was 5 years in the making for me! i couldn't settle for “passable” yaknow

[markadoo]

recently encountered the phrase "phallo cock". that's kinda funny, right? you kept the wrong part of the word. you abbreviated out the word element that is relevant to the distinction you're making.

#im not saying its wrong im just saying its funny #imagine telling an uninitiated cis person that you have a phallocock

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Let's say we're hanging out as friends, just you and me, when I have an embarrassing wardrobe malfunction. My cock becomes visible, you catch a solid glimpse of it, but it's back under wraps within a second.

#im turning off reblogs because i really want you to incorporate your knowledge of me in particular #this is not about alice and bob this is about YOU and ME

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"Even if you call yourself a man I still won't think of you as a man because as a lesbian you're a good person 🤗🥰" go fuck urself

I am genuinely so worried for all the young horny dykes going into adulthood thinking there's something "problematic" / "wrong" with them for being horny because fucking tiktok lesbians think any horny dyke content is "male gaze fetishitic"

#tw transphobia

[markadoo]

one time i tried to make lasagna but i didnt have lasagna noodles so i used tortillas and i didnt have ricotta so i used plain yogurt and it was bad.

[markadoo]

Imagine if you're performing a concert as the lead singer, and suddenly, like a third of the audience starts singing in unison, loud enough to be heard clearly but not enough to drown you out. And they're not singing along, but neither are they singing a different song to trip you up. Rather, they are singing a beautifully interwoven countermelody that distinctly changes the tone of the piece.

#posts

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Can you clarify your sexual orientation?

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why dont you call me a frustrated miserable little boy to my face. please

#tbc im pretty sure this guy isnt actually being homophobic. at least. not intentionally #i follow him bc he's into ballbusting and hes never said anything in that direction

[markadoo]

Me giving a tour of my room: So this is my ceiling...

Guy who lives in a toilet: In my country we call that the "lid"

#posts

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A medley of seder songs.

#repost

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So the thing about the pedantry surrounding the word "electrocute", right, like, the argument goes that since "electrocute" comes from "execute", if you don't die you haven't been "electrocuted". But if you receive a lethal electric shock while doing electrical work, no one would say you were "executed", you just "died". Why does the lethality aspect of execution get carried over but not the rest of the meaning?

The other thing about the pedantry surrounding the word "electrocute" is

Executed. "The condemned man was executed." He was hanged, or otherwise put to death; it is the sentence that is executed.

—Ambrose Bierce, Write It Right, 1909

[markadoo]

If you've ever played minecraft, you probably assumed that the position of the sun relative to the earth is what causes the day/night cycle. That's how it works in the real world, so it's natural to assume that it's the same in minecraft. But actually, if you mod minecraft to take out the sun, the day/night cycle still goes on as normal. So it must be something else causing it.

#posts #minecraft