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If you have Spotify reblog this and tag what your number one song on your “on repeat” playlist is.

#scram! by jeff rosenstock

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"he would not fucking say that" but about injuries. he would not fucking recover that quickly. those scars would not fucking heal like that. he would not be fucking able bodied after that. he would not be fully lucid after that.

#THE SILLY COURTROOM GAME?

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#this will be the generation z and alpha equivalent of ‘i can has cheezeburger’ type speak

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dont worry guys im gonna win big in vegas and save the website

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God announces plans to play His "Cruelest trick to date!"

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2,000 pdfs in my pocket

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this is what GOOD pussy sounds like [geiger counter noises]

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of course they killed my ass with lightning magic

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Boy Pussy Memorial Hospital and Restaurant

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tumblr should add a feature allowing you to mass block everyone who voted for a specific option on a poll

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sorry to mine content from the other, worse website but this is really so funny to me

#there’s another version where he brings up angela davis 😭😭

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clocking in for another day at the i dont wanna factory

#me tomorrow at work #(it’s the biggest sales day of the year)

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someone posted a photo of their kid’s to do list on reddit and two of the items were “be weird” and “be content” and i am unironically going to carry that with me

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Post that will get me labelled a psyop but honestly the moment that a party realizes that "you might not like us but you have no choice but to vote for us because otherwise the fascists win" is an effective way to rake in votes it practically ensures that they'll never take any actual meaningful action against the fascism problem. They gotta keep the fascists around bro they're their electoral strategy.

#november is going to be historic for all the wrong reasons lol #also can we talk about the project 2025? i feel like nobody is scared enough #our presidential election is shit but PLEASE vote in your local elections!! there are so many important positions that YOU 🫵 can influence

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