mastermind-attorney

[mastermind-attorney]

🌿, Frau Verity??

frau verity?? Klavier Gavin in my askbox???

🌿 Describe your favorite outfit.

I have a white jacket I usually wear over everything, with this pink collared shirt I got cause I needed something that would be acceptable in court (lol)

my friend gave me these star earrings and a star hairclip (that I wear on the ribbon on my collar!) she also gave me the two ribbons (ones in my hair, ones on my collar)

I got these white goggles cause they were cool and tbh feel like they’re gonna come in handy at some point

also cool boots and a pink skirt

and the cool bag with way too many charms (and more stars!!!)

…..which is what I wear almost every day especially when I go to court…..it’s formal enough and I think it looks cool…….

(Shoutout to the gavinners merch shirt my friend got me when we went to a concert lol)

#Verity answers things #Ask game #Still thinking about klavier Gavin in my askbox…..

[mastermind-attorney]

~ 💖 ASK GAME 💖 ~

📷 What’s set as your phone’s lockscreen?

🍫 Cheese or chocolate?

✨ Do you have any nicknames?

🎵 Last song you listened to?

✏️ Have you ever written fanfiction?

😏 Are you on discord?

 💛 Do you have any piercings?

🐰 What do you think says the most about a person?

🍪 If you were a cookie, what kind would you be?

🐶 Are you more of a dog person or a cat person?

🎧 Headphones or earbuds?

🌼 What’s the last thing you said out loud?

🙃 What’s a weird fact that you know?

🦉 Are you a morning person or a night owl?

🧸 Favorite place to nap?

🏳️‍🌈 Are you a member of the LGBTQIA+ community?

🦋 Describe yourself in three words.

👖 Jeans or sweatpants?

🥤 What’s your go-to Starbucks order?

🧡 A color you can’t stand?

💎 What’s your most prized possession?

☕ Coffee or tea?

🦖 Favorite extinct animal?

🌙 How long have you been on tumblr?

🌴 Desert island item?

🐸 Describe your aesthetic.

🔮 What’s your dream job?

💙 Relationship status?

🌿 Describe your favorite outfit.

🎤 Is there a song you know all the lyrics to?

🤎 What color is your hair?

💌 Do you talk to yourself?

💄 Do you wear makeup?

🌸 Best compliment you ever received?

💞 @ your favorite blog.

Reblogs are appreciated!

#reblog #I will also do these! #(Please ask verity herself the things #I reblogged this on my own blog to ask me! -Lissi)

[mastermind-attorney]

I always thought it was kla-Vee-air? Why do you never say your name out loud….

How do you pronounce your name

-Log

Look at mein phone, fraulein.

satisfied?

[mastermind-attorney]

Hi :)

-Log

hi log!!!

#refundwhereapplicable

[mastermind-attorney]

I’m technically the assistant? Will you eat me?

Fraulen, may i advise you that im also an attorney?

#Reblog

[mastermind-attorney]

Someone needs to do a thing about Phoenix Wright becoming a Tumblr celebrity/meme in universe, getting treated in a similar way to how we treat Hbomberguy irl. You cannot tell me that Tumblr wouldn't see a lawyer solve a fifteen year old cold case by cross examining a parrot and not immediately declare him our king.

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Werewolf--Sex:

On trial rn and my defense attorney seems to be lowkey flirting with the prosecutor and it's really killing the mood ngl.

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Steelsamuraiass:

OP, your attorney is Phoenix Wright. He's been married to that Prosecutor for fifteen years. I even credits him for inspiring him to take up law in the first place.

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Werewolf--Sex:

Aw, that's actually really sweet.

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Engarde-Simp:

Didn't that guy once solve a fifteen year old cold case by cross examining a parrot?

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Werewolf--Sex:

What?

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Wrightworthkismesis:

Newbies discovering the pure insanity that is Phoenix Wright's career will never not be funny. Your trial is gonna be legendary.

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Engarde-Simp:

Did you really not do any research on your attorney before hiring him?

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Werewolf--Sex:

Doing research rn. This guy's career is insane. Listed in no particular order, my attorney, Phoenix Wright has apparently:

Needed to have evidence law explained to him mid-trial

Proven the existence of ghosts to win his trials(?????????)

Defended an orca in court.

Only lost three times in his entire career (absolutely fucking insane if you know how Japanifornia's legal system is. Tbh, defendants are screwed in our current system.)

Successfully proven that the prosecutor committed the crime his client was accused of by checking him with a metal detector.

Claims to have a magic necklace that can let him see lies??????

Was once nearly taken out by the mafia.

Once got impersonated by a dude with a cardboard badge.

Repeatedly been assaulted by witnesses and even prosecutors? Like, one of them straight up tazed him and he was once apparently whipped unconscious in court???

Survived getting hit by a speeding car and being sent flying, falling through a burning bridge, and all the times he got assaulted.

Also, that description of his relationship with the Prosecution really doesn't do any justice. Apparently, Phoenix only started practicing law so he could meet this man in court again.

Who gave this indestructible homosexual a law degree? He clearly has too much power.

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Sold-To-Gavinners:

Actually! Phoenix Wright is a fraud who got disbarred for forging evidence! I'd really appreciate it if we stopped ignoring all the bad things he did just because he's gay.

#anti-pw #freekristoph #antijurorsystem #anti-matt engarde

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Engarde-Simp:

Of all the Gavins, why'd you decide to simp for the one whose a creepy lawyer serial killer? The other one's the one with the band ya know.

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Sold-To-Gavinners:

Your name is literally Engarde-Simp.

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Wrightworthkismesis:

Wasn't Phoenix blackmailed into that trial and that's why he lost.

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Steelsamuraiass:

Yeah, apparently Matt hired an assassin to kidnap his girlfriend or something.

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Wrightworthkismesis:

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Steelsamuraiass:

Googled it. Apparently it was his co-council. They're just friends from what I can tell.

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Wrightworthkismesis:

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Warewolf--Sex:

Got declared not guilty btw. Apparently the real killer was the Judge.

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OfficialPWPost:

Official Phoenix Wright post.

#Pheonix wrights career is insane #and yes klavier Gavin is MUCH better than his brother #Reblog

[mastermind-attorney]

her!!!!!

#⭐️ other reblogs #✨art✨

[mastermind-attorney]

just found out "sold to the gavinners" fics exist and i have never been more excited to be alive /srs

#THIS IS A THING #WHAT #I’d read these to see how bad they are #the gavinners #veritys reblogs

[mastermind-attorney]

i love the idea of klavier getting ridiculous news articles wrote about him for absolutely no reason

KLAVIER GAVIN SEEN WITH WEIRD-HAIRED LAWYER?!?! Is Our Favorite Heartthrob Dating a Doorknob (AND HOW CAN WE STOP HIM)?!

Why did Klavier Gavin unfollow Wendy’s? Here’s a timeline of all the drama, from our anonymous sources.

All the secret easter eggs in Klavier Gavin’s latest murder trial! Spoilers: his OUTFIT foreshadows his return to music!

#Remember seeing these #too bad his return was so short…….. #veritys reblogs #help how do I tag things this isn’t working #the gavinners

[mastermind-attorney]

So if Swifties wear friendship bracelets, what do Gavinners fans wear? The answer is: Handcuffs. Novelty handcuffs. The kind that look like this:

If you’re a Gavinners fan, the trend is to wear both cuffs on one arm, with the keys on a chain around your neck. Then, while waiting in line at the concert, you and your friends slap the cuffs on each other, and post selfies online, with the caption “💜⛓️ Gunna Lock U Up! ⛓️💜”

Which means that somewhere on Trucy’s Instagram page, there is a selfie of her and Apollo, chained together in purple glitter handcuffs, with Trucy beaming in triumph, and Polly hiding his face in shame.

#Reblog #omg yes actually #where do I buy those #The gavinners #that’s a tag too. So you can scroll through my posts of this wonderful band #verity’s reblogs

[mastermind-attorney]

the confetti for a not guilty verdict is actually the funniest fucking thing about ace attorney

it’s like they inherently know their system is fucked to the to the extent that they’ve got the celebration confetti at the ready when they don’t wrongfully incarcerate someone

edgeworth never lost a trial until he faced phoenix wright so the confetti goes off and he’s probably like what the fuck ppfthh pffth phhh that last bit is him spitting the confetti out of his mouth

#Gotta admit the legal system here is messed up #hoping I can fix that or something #at least don’t get messed up by it #Verity’s reblogs #⚖️ law posting #sure that’s a tag. It’s a tag now. Look at my rambles about wanting to be a lawyer everyone

[mastermind-attorney]

hi! My name’s verity and I’m a 16 year old aspiring lawyer in japanifornia! I’m gonna be posting about my life, and feel free to ask me questions about anything! Just don’t be a creep. If you’re weird, I’ll block you. Most people should be fine though! Thanks for looking at my blog and see you later!

(IMPORTANT OOC UNDER CUT)

this is a rp blog where I will post and reblog in character for verity, my ace attorney Oc! She is 16 so please don’t be weird in the ask box/wherever else. I don’t want you to be weird around me either. I’ll block you if you’re weird.

both verity and me use she/her pronouns, and if you ever want to direct an ask to me about anything, please send it to my main blog @mastermindlissi.

I knooowwww I reused the whole mastermind thing but. Verity would call herself that too.

feel free to ask her anything, I might respond with art or just a text response depending on how I see fit. If I don’t get to an ask right away, I haven’t forgotten about it, I’m probably just thinking.

if I do ever post ooc stuff it will be tagged as that. Anyways, enjoy verity’s little blog!

#Verity rambles #Talk tag yay! #Intro post #?