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I have this really dumb TMA thing in my head that goes like -

“Jonathan at the pool; Jonathan Swims.”

“Jonathan at confession; Jonathan Sins.”

“Jonathan is autistic; Jonathan Stims.”

“Jonathan is happy; Jonathan Grins”

And it won’t stop so if someone could please turn this into a comic or something that would be wonderful, please and thank you

#tma #jonathan sims

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Čus chudino. Čumte a záviďte a plačte!

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deleting files makes me so scared what if i Needed That

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i think we should remind musicians they can absolutely make up little stories for their songs btw. it doesn’t have to be about them at all. you can invent a guy and put him in situations to music. time honoured tradition in fact.

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Apparently, my decision to be silly and make fanart of someone's writing (because I genuinely enjoy the story the person is writing and I was struck with inspiration upon reading a particular scene) has benevolent and wildly unforeseen consequences.

I apparently gained a bit of control of the canon because said writer really loved the art and decided what I drew/draw is canon.

2. Writer put said artwork into the document of his story right below the scene, so now it's IN the story where people who read the story will see it (with a link to me)

3. He sent the artwork to all his friends and people he knows because he was so excited

Wholesome interaction and I watched him do all that in real time, good stuff. However...there are two more consequences I was notified of today...nearly a full week after I gave the artwork.

Seeing the artwork caused his friends to become interested in reading and hearing about his story, which means more people are reading what he's writing and giving him critique on the story (which he actively asks for).

Apparently, upon seeing the art, his writer friends got a sudden second wind to pick back up writing they'd abandoned for a few months. Because, I quote, "seeing that someone enjoyed {his} writing enough to take the time to make art of it gave them the motivation that maybe THEY can write something that will inspire someone to also create something." I have accidentally caused a writing frenzy among his writer friends and my silly idea to make art for someone has had a butterfly effect for people who I don't even know.

Uhh...I'm pretty sure there's a moral here but I am tired and have a great deal of emotions about this.

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Heyyyy are you the Brno clocktower? Cause youre such a di-

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when doctors ask if i have any history of cancer in my family and i have to say that yes my grandmother had 2 types of gastrointestinal cancer and they're like oh wow okay so we'll keep an eye out for that but i'm like no it was probably just all the nuclear radiation and they're like ok hm ok what the fuck do you mean and it's very weird seeing the look on american doctors' faces when you have to explain to them that believe it or not atomic bombs were dropped on this earth 2 generations ago and it did have consequences

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jediné, co mi tady na čumblru chybí, je nějaký fandom projektu kronos

ty knihy jsou naprpsto skvělý a celkově miluju celou tvorbu pavla bareše a je škoda, že o tom nemluví víc lidí :(

#ja potřebuju vidět fanarty a různé úchopy těch postav #počet fanartů sice přesahuje 10 ale to jen díky zásobě od @vrana.obsessed na ig #a nemyslím jenom fanarty jo celkově nějaká fan tvorba #also vím že to není nějaká zapadlá série a že je celkem populární (asi tak jak může česká dystopická trojbichlová série být) #nebo začnu zase něco produkovat já a to uvidíte (<-*lehce výhružně*) #projekt kronos #kronovy děti #kronův odkaz #pavel bareš #čumblr #česky #hezky česky

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něco co naprosto miluju je popularita deskovek v česku. sejít se s random lidmi v kavárně a celé odpoledne hrát člověče nezlob se nebo cokoliv jiného. not a thing in my country at all zatímco tady naprosto seriózní dospěli lidé hrají hry o jednorožcích co prdí a o tom, koho má přejet tramvaj (ano to jsou reálně existující deskovky).

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happy Jon Sims and cats day to those who celebrate <3

if you saw me post this earlier no you didn’t (i had to make a lil edit to the drawing)

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idk if I’ve posted about this before but by far the strangest things that’s happened to me in retail was the time someone’s total came out to my birth-year and I said “hey! that’s the year I was born!” and then the next customer’s total came out to like $12.57 and just bc I’m a weirdo I said “hey! that’s the year I was born!” and without missing a fucking beat this like, 70+ year old man said

“Ah! Another like me! We’re few and far between these days, aren’t we?”

And I was like oh man this guy’s sense of humor really aligns with mine! And I laughed and made some other joke about being immortal and thought that was the end of it,

but this man.

He stood by the register for five more minutes. Maybe more. Which let me tell you is an EXCRUTIATING amount of time for something like this to happen.

And he just kept upping the ante!! He starting talking about some REALLY specific details regarding day-to-day life in the 1300s to the point I started getting worried that I’d misled a genuinely immortal being to believe I am also immortal.

He eventually politely left when I got too busy with other customers to awkwardly respond.

Who the fuck was that guy.

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drazí milí, rád bych vám představil moje oblíbené kapely. přeji příjemnou hudební šmakuládu.

jako první

Lék

dále

Zácpa

Adam a mravenci

v plné sestavě

Sestry milosrdenctví

Mluvící hlavy

Nová objednávka

Vesničani

Zverimex

a nakonec

Slzy za obavy /Slzy strachu

(že jo)

ctihodná zmínka:

Ministerstvo

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I like art that depicts women not posing seductively or gracefully but simply existing as human beings.

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from twitter user deejaygeejaygee