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[matt-the-radar-technician]

I would love nothing more than to join this cult of yours Matt. Please, if allowed, put my name down as Tedri.

Sorry for the late reply, I'm having some technical difficulties with my computer (I might have slashed it with Kylo's lightsaber when it was loading too slow). I will add you as soon as I get it fixed, don't worry!

#don't ask why I had his lightsaber!!! I'm not him!!!! ok????? #matt got an ask #matt's kylo ren fan club

[matt-the-radar-technician]

Hey Matt, you ever met that intern Randy?

"Yeah I've met him! He's a really cool guy, probably the best intern we have."

#matt got an ask

[matt-the-radar-technician]

How tf did you get so damn shredded? How many push ups did that take? What kind of juice did you drink??

"Well I actually follow Kylo's training method which is why I managed to be so shredded like him. It's mostly lightsaber training and sometimes darth vader larping but, like, in a cool way. As for the juice - I don't know, my droid does all the grocery shopping"

#yes kylo lets me borrow his lightsaber to train with because he trusts me #it's not weird or suspicious at all btw #matt got an ask

[matt-the-radar-technician]

Are you sure you are not like, Kylo Ren's cousin or something? You two have to same nose.

"I would love to be related to Kylo somehow! Who knows, maybe we have an ancestor in common somwhere down the line??? 🤔🤔🤔 it's hard to say! But we do both share an appreciation and admiration for Darth Vader and cool lightsabers so 🤷🏼‍♂️ I mean we are literally SO much alike but also not because I'm not him. i'm flattered that you would think we might be related, since Kylo is so cool and shredded"

#matt got an ask

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“My buddy said that Kylo Ren had an 8-pack, that Kylo Ren was shredded.”

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HIDE

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Matt, stay in character.

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Adam Driver in the bloopers for SNL’s Undercover Boss sketches

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Undercover Boss: Starkiller Base Behind The Scenes // SNL

[matt-the-radar-technician]

Hi, I’m Matt, the radar technician-

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Ok so you're not Kylo but you are a radar tech and thats cooler because I'm also a radar tech.

"Being a radar tech is cooler than being Kylo???? I don't agree, but if you think so then I have to tell you something. I heard that Kylo actually knows a bit about being a radar tech himself. Don't tell anyone!!! But it's true he knows all about calcinators and he can totally fix one. It's just not as glamorous as being a super cool force user with an awesome lightsaber so he keeps it quiet. Also he has an 8 pack"

#matt got an ask

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the strange coach driver on his way to the castle:  a buddy of mine saw Count Dracula take his shirt off in the shower and he said that Count Dracula had an 8 pack. that Count Dracula was shredded

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Matt the Radar Technician Valentines from last year

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shout out to all the people who mistakenly tag me in posts when they mean to tag a different user with a similar username that has a slightly different (wrong) spelling. RIP to your discussion you were trying to have

#I repeatedly get this stuff in my notifications. apparently this person participates in a lot of discussions but I'm different.

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Matt the Radar Technician Valentines from last year

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Rewatched the SNL Star Wars skits and I couldn’t resist 😭 🥰

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Just sending some positive vibes out into the universe ✨