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spive shitpost. for the spiveheads.

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19 posts after this one until i've reached 500 tumblr posts.

19. should i celebrate it with something? hmmm...

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I GOT IT IN TIME

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syrup

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hmmmm... wondering what game to suggest next week...

balatro... buckshot roulette... scratchin melodii... hmmmm...

do you guys even care about my game suggestions?

...who cares if you care, i'm gonna keep DOING IT

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I feel really really bad for saying this...

but this looks vaguely like ai art... if im wrong please correct me immediately. i hope i am wrong this art is AWESOME but i just have this really weird gut feeling... sorry...

upd: I WAS WRONG THANK GOD MY GUT FEELING WAS WRONG THANK GOD

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Prototype is my favorite regretevator NPC. I must draw him later :)

#regretevator

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I just found out the offspring of a goat and sheep is called a GEEP and they’re the cutest lil shits ever I want 200 of them

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ah yes... split, bive, and my sign that says "JUST KISS ALREADY"

ignore the fireballs. its just regretevator things

#regretevator #splive

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AAAAA I GOT THEMMMM

#regretevator

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GUYS ITS HAPPENING?????? HUH????? WHAHGJSLHDG?????????

#tallyhall #rallyhall

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after reading splits and bives dialogue

i get the vision

#splive #regretevator

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hm

has anyone else been wondering like

why

anyways uh im new here

expect art sometimes? maybe?

#holy shit my first ever post