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friend sweater :)

#the cultural impact of this art needs to be studied. im 80% sure this post kickstarted the tommy blue cardigan design #which is now almost MORE common than his actual canon red & white tee . insane #<- actually that's a REALLY good point #this is pretty early on too and with so much reach?? #yeah I can see it. #dsmpposting #bbhsmpposting

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t shirt that says Niche microblogging influencer who has kind of fallen off recently

#clover I'd get you this shirt for the haha funnies

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is this a safe space,

#<- giggling evilly from my corner of the room juuuuust looking at you.

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#SNRKKK

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Add your culture/region in the tags if you want to! Anon is slavic and never knocks.

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#american; I always knock and wait to be invited #though if you're close enough friends you just straight walk in

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Headcanon: Wilbur forgot how to do “living people tings”

#^^^^^^^^ #this is the one #dsmpposting #bbhsmpposting

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don’t you ever read a piece of fanfiction so good you just

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pov she's about to get you

#WILLA NO #WILLA DONT GET ME WILLA NOOOOOOOOO #willabeeposting

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is this a safe space,

#the way my jaw #dropped #nobody fucking look at me nobody- #stop. everyone shut the fuck up I need some alone time #....................... #I was gonna make a joke but there's no joke that wouldn't go too far.

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do you know where "no beta we die like x" comes from and how it is used?

The term "beta" in this context is short for "beta reader" - a person who reads a fic while it's still in the editing stage and helps the writer get it ready to post. Some betas check grammar. Some check canon compliance. Some are sensitivity readers. There are lots of things that betas can do.

So functionally, saying "no beta" means that the writer didn't get this checked by a second person before they posted it. It's a warning that there might be errors or typos etc. It's mostly used when an author has written something quickly and is posting without doing a lot of (or any) edits first.

As for where it comes from? It all started with a bumper sticker.

This image was an internet meme at one point, and it got meme'd on in the form of "no ___ we ___ like men"

Here on tumblr, one of the versions that got really popular was from now-deleted user @grec1a who created this version:

From there, it migrated to AO3 as the "no beta we die like men" tag, and very often the word men is replaced by the name of a character who dies in canon.

#INTERNET HISTORY LETSGOOOOOOO #my personal favorite for my work. #is no beta we die like goodtimeswithscar #I also adore that no matter WHAT you say in 'no beta we die like X' #it'll still get filtered under the 'no beta reader' tag

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I fucking love being alive.

AITA for jerkin' it to Goya's Black Paintings?

Emojis for convenience and humor: 🎨🖼🍆💦

I know someone's gonna yell bait about this but idc, like, what? Do you want proof? Video evidence? Grow up.

So I (30x) really like Goya's Black Paintings. Like, Saturn Devouring His Son, Duel with Cudgels, A Pilgrimage to San Isidro. I think they're hypnotic, beautiful, evocative. They make me feel emotions I can't quite explain properly.

As the title says, sometimes I beat my meat to them. Whatever. It's not really about horniness. But the intent doesn't matter.

Recently (in a discussion about sexuality in art, I promise it was relevant, similar sentiments were being shared) I mentioned to my partner (33nb) that I do this. They were pretty taken aback.

Apparently, they find this 'gross' and 'kind of dodgy' because Goya's black paintings were never intended to be shared with a wider audience. They were art that he did not mean to share, painted on the walls of his house near the end of his life. They say it seems like the work is too personal to jerk off to, that it seems invasive or like a violation.

I don't think it's a big deal. The guy is dead, it's not like his ghost knows what I'm doing. It's a good thing to consider, but I don't think it ultimately matters, ethically.

So, I guess AITA for this?

#GENUINELY #nsft #nsfw #SOMEONE READ THIS

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i just love the idea of them getting some well deserved rest

#DO YALL REMEMBER THIS #CAN ANYONE HEAR ME #HELLO????????? #THIS IMAGE MEANS MORE THAN GOLD TO ME- THAN DIAMONDS #SOMEONE HELLO???

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banger tweet from mr. goats this afternoon

#SNORT

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#AAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA #THE THRILL OF COMMUNITY #SORRY IM SO #I HABE PROBLEMS #happy tag #LIKE LOOK AT HOW HAPPY THRY #HFBGKDLS

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hey bro can i open up ur rib cage and rummage around in there until im up to my elbows in blood and then hold ur heart in my hands? no bro i promise it wont look gay i swear.

#gore tw #shaky inhale #nodding enthusiastically #m mhm

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ONE HOUR AGO: greg abbott, who i have the great displeasure of calling my governor, is calling for the expulsion and jailing of ut austin students exercising their first amendment right to freedom of speech an assembly. every single motherfucker on the right soooo concerned about the first amendment seems to be creaming their pants over college students being brutalized and arrested for protesting. its fucking reprehensible.

#antisemitism tw #naturally. of course. /s

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*does the sign of the cross with the limpest wrist possible* bless me father, for i have slayed