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[mcyt-parodies]

Rods Straight Ahead

(inspired by @mcyt-parodies ) (thank you for letting me use your idea)

(grian)

9000 fish, 9000 fish and the open sea 

With only one goal in mind 

Fishing up a book with mending 

9000 fish, 9000 fish

9000 trials of fishy taste 

And the problems not system 

Its the time that i waste 

And my base is waiting (my base is waiting)

The season is waiting  (the season is waiting)

The mountain is waiting for me

So Rods straight ahead rods straight ahead 

(Gem)

Grian, Geminitay

9000 fish, 9000 fish

9000 fish that you caught yourself 

You’ve run out of content to sell 

Curse the sea you are in need of help 

9000 fish, 9000 fish

9000 reason to quit, you’re ahead 

So grian what's your plan,

 i can lend a hand 

(grian)

Watch where the fish swim

Watch where the fish swim

They’ll guide me to my book 

They’ll guide me to my book 

And once ive got it I will put down this hook

Now rods straight ahead rods straight ahead 

Cast off cast off and away we throw 

Cast off cast off and away we throw (rods straight ahead)

Cast off cast off and away we throw 

(scar)

Grian

(grian)

Goodtimes scar

(scar)

Look! There in the water, I see a glissin 

I see a light that faintly glows 

Maybe enchanted maybe a new book 

Maybe its what you want, who knows?

(grian)

Something’s not right here

I’m not reeling up a book

(Gem)

I say you sit down, you've waist enough time my friend 

So just spend to mend and..

(grian)

No

Scar i explained this

Why did you cast your line 

(scar)

Why did you cast your line

(Grian)

You fished up the book that was destined to be mine

(Gem)

Was it the next in line

(grian)

Give me till the weekend and if its not obtained 

Then 9000 fish and snails to make scar insane

So rods straight ahead 

Rods straight ahead 

Rods straight ahead

Cast off cast off and away we throw 

Cast off cast off and away we throw 

Rods straight ahead

Cast off cast off and away we throw 

Cast off cast off and a-

Rods straight ahead

#guys this is so good!!!! #go give them all the love! #I mean the word play! #that’s how you write a parody 🥰 #hermit life musicals #hermitcraft #hermitcraft season 10 #grian #geminitay #fish #mending #epic the fish #full speed ahead #(ngl I love this so much more than my own. not in a self deprecating way but in an I adore this so much way)

[mcyt-parodies]

Okay guys, opinion time! I’m working on a Grian centric California Gurls parody but I don’t know what to change the actual “California Gurls” part too! Any ideas?

#hermitcraft #briar’s parodies #parody #parody song #hermitblr #grian mc #grian

[mcyt-parodies]

Puppy and Cookie

My past life stated war and rules 

He was such a royal dude 

Magic was one of his tools 

My house looks like such a fool

Next life was a tower man

Under grounded power man

I cant even understand 

Why the moon was in his plan

Oh my box thats so insane

Oh my box thats such a shame

My past lives always felt so grand

But now i can not even find some sand

Even still, this life was not so bad

3 2 1

The box is our monster house

Walls and hills with few ways out

And living here’s a puppy and cookie

They'll blow up from a double b

Or see the eyes of slender beats

So im gonna build my box house with you You you you

My past life was a simple dude 

Cookie house aligned with you

Fought against the desert two

But now theres so much left to do

My next life i killed a friend 

That murder led to my end

I was know as terry man

And here tarry man is again

Oh my box thats so insane

Oh my box thats such a shame

My past lives always felt so bland

But now with you and boo im feeling grand

all things said this life was not so bad

3 2 1

The box is our monster house

Walls and hills with few ways out

And living here’s a puppy and cookie

They'll blow up from a double b

Or see the eyes of slender beats

So i'm gonna give my box house out to you You you you

Somewhere in this smp

Someone wished they'd gotten me

But I guess we're in-between 

Still it makes it interesting

The box is our monster house

Walls and hills with few ways out

And living here’s a puppy and cookie

They'll blow up from a double b

Or see the eyes of slender beats

Like dropping rocks from our ceiling

Was a mistake made by the g

And finishing the monster please 

It feels like something that we need

Tho there has been three deaths off me

We still killed two, one with zombie

Now moving in are mart and cle

Who take a shot at coupling

I know we’re not there physically

But theres a grave made for big b 

So let me build my monster box with you

[mcyt-parodies]

Of course! I’ll make sure to credit you the idea too.

Full Speed Ahead from Epic and change 600 men to 9000 fish for Grian’s mending escapade

Okay, so this didn’t turn out as well as I had hoped but I love Epic and have been following its creation since the very beginning. Jorge Rivera Herrans is just to Epic (lol) to make parodies of. Though I kinda wanna do Warrior Of The Mind for Ocean Queen Lizzie, so lemme know if you wanna see that! Anyways, here is:

Full Speed Ahead (A Grian Take)

[Grian]

9000 fish, 9000 fish caught by my rod

With only one goal in mind

Fish up a mending book

9000 fish, 9000 blocks of open sea

But the problem's not the distance

It's what lies in between

And my base is waiting My base is waiting The buildings are waiting

Mumbo is waiting for me

So full speed ahead, full speed ahead

[Gem, Grian]

Grian, Gem

9000 fish, 9000 fish

9000 fish you caught by yourself

That’s so many hours Grian

Curse the ocean, we need you back

9000 fish, 9000 fish

9000 reasons to take what we can

So Grian, what's the plan?

Grian, what's the plan?

[Grian]

Watch where the birds fly

Watch where the birds fly

They will lead me to glory

They will lead me to glory

There will be a book, my chobblesome neighbour

Now full speed ahead, full speed ahead

[Gem, Grian]

We're up, we're off, and away we go

We're up, we're off, and away we go (Full speed ahead)

We're up, we're off, and away we go

[Scar]

Grian

[Grian]

Scar!

[Scar]

Look! There in the distance, I see something

I see a light that faintly glows

Maybe it’s mending

Maybe this’ll be it, who knows?

[Grian]

Something feels off here

No bubbles appearing

[Gem]

I say we strike first, we don't have time to waste

So let's take a break and...

[Grian]

No

Scar gear up, you and I'll go ahead

[Scar]

You and I'll go ahead

[Grian]

We should try to find a way to have this end

[Gem]

We don't know what's ahead

[Grian]

Give me 'til sunrise, and if we don't return

Then 9000 fish we will lay to rest

Now full speed ahead

Full speed ahead

Full speed ahead

We're up, we're off, and away we go

We're up, we're off, and away we go

Full speed ahead

We're up, we're off, and away we go

We're up, we're off, and a-

Full speed ahead

[mcyt-parodies]

Absolutely! Go ahead! I feel like my Epic ones aren’t my best work so I’d love to see your take! You.. also kinda got me thinking about Six parodies so if you’re good with it I might try my hand at that? Can’t believe I’m just now finding out about you! Great minds and all :)

Full Speed Ahead from Epic and change 600 men to 9000 fish for Grian’s mending escapade

Okay, so this didn’t turn out as well as I had hoped but I love Epic and have been following its creation since the very beginning. Jorge Rivera Herrans is just to Epic (lol) to make parodies of. Though I kinda wanna do Warrior Of The Mind for Ocean Queen Lizzie, so lemme know if you wanna see that! Anyways, here is:

Full Speed Ahead (A Grian Take)

[Grian]

9000 fish, 9000 fish caught by my rod

With only one goal in mind

Fish up a mending book

9000 fish, 9000 blocks of open sea

But the problem's not the distance

It's what lies in between

And my base is waiting My base is waiting The buildings are waiting

Mumbo is waiting for me

So full speed ahead, full speed ahead

[Gem, Grian]

Grian, Gem

9000 fish, 9000 fish

9000 fish you caught by yourself

That’s so many hours Grian

Curse the ocean, we need you back

9000 fish, 9000 fish

9000 reasons to take what we can

So Grian, what's the plan?

Grian, what's the plan?

[Grian]

Watch where the birds fly

Watch where the birds fly

They will lead me to glory

They will lead me to glory

There will be a book, my chobblesome neighbour

Now full speed ahead, full speed ahead

[Gem, Grian]

We're up, we're off, and away we go

We're up, we're off, and away we go (Full speed ahead)

We're up, we're off, and away we go

[Scar]

Grian

[Grian]

Scar!

[Scar]

Look! There in the distance, I see something

I see a light that faintly glows

Maybe it’s mending

Maybe this’ll be it, who knows?

[Grian]

Something feels off here

No bubbles appearing

[Gem]

I say we strike first, we don't have time to waste

So let's take a break and...

[Grian]

No

Scar gear up, you and I'll go ahead

[Scar]

You and I'll go ahead

[Grian]

We should try to find a way to have this end

[Gem]

We don't know what's ahead

[Grian]

Give me 'til sunrise, and if we don't return

Then 9000 fish we will lay to rest

Now full speed ahead

Full speed ahead

Full speed ahead

We're up, we're off, and away we go

We're up, we're off, and away we go

Full speed ahead

We're up, we're off, and away we go

We're up, we're off, and a-

Full speed ahead

[mcyt-parodies]

Crossing the Line - Mandy Moore for Flower Husbands. It screams them during Limited Life where Jimmy doesn't say "I love you" back to Scott

Thank you, thank you, thank you for the suggestion! This one turned out incredible (in my opinion at least)! It’s so perfect for them. So y’all remember how I said Smallidarity was my number two? Yeah that’s because Flower Husbands is NUMBER ONE! They are absolutely everything to me, I could go on and on and on about these idiots, and maybe I will someday. But for now, here is a… not so lovely Flower Husbands parody:

Crossing The Line: Limited Life, Flower Husbands

[Scott]

This has to stop now

Whatever it is that you're going through

We'll fix it together, me and you

Just like we used to

[Jimmy]

No! This has to stop now

This thing where you think that you've been my husband

And don't even hear how you condescend

The way you've always done

[Scott and (Jimmy)]

Jimmy, listen (I'm listening)

I know it isn't true (Isn't it?)

Just look into my eyes now (Well?)

I know you feel it too (Perhaps I do)

Jimmy, listen (I'm listening)

I swear it's not too late

So before another line gets crossed

And everything we've had is lost

Just... say you love me too?

[Jimmy]

Love?

No, I won't say it

[Scott]

(spoken)

Petal!

[Jimmy]

(sung)

There's a line between the winners and the losers

There's a line between the chosen and the canary

And I've done the best I could

But I've always known just where we stood

Me here as the luckless

You there as the blessed

And that line between the players and the hunted

Is a line you've never let me quite ignore

How I've tried to jump that great divide

But I've never even gotten the chance

You don't know how much I've been denied

Well, I'm not being patient anymore

I'm crossing the line!

And I'm done holding back

So look out, clear the track

It's my turn!

I'm taking what's mine!

Every drop, every smidge

If I'm burning a bridge

Let it burn

But I'm crossing the line!

And for us, if we're over

That's fine

[Jimmy]

(sung)

I'm crossing the line

[Scott]

(spoken)

Jimmy! Say it back!

[Jimmy]

(spoken)

30 seconds.

#briar’s parodies #parody #parody song #life series #trafficblr #limited life #flower husbands #jimmy solidarity #scott smajor #smajor1995 #I love them so much guys #you don’t understand #and because I love them sometimes they have to be angsty. I’m working on some fluffy FH stuff don’t worry! #I’m so glad you requested this <3 #as always let me know what you think and leave suggestions in my ask box! #trafficshipping

[mcyt-parodies]

'its not like i like you' but boat boys lol joel is a tsundere or maybe its etho idk but they fit...im so sorry for spamming u with boat boys stuff lol hoope u dont mind

I don’t mind at all! I absolutely love them! This was super silly goofy. I hope I did the song justice? Sorry this took so long, I’m back on my grind though! Enjoy! (Also, the veil I refer to is a veil typically worn in Japan for women who work in the night life scene, I’ve seen some art of Joel with one and I absolutely loved it)

It’s Not Like I Like You: Boat Boys

Etho: "Hey! That's pretty good!"

Joel: "Wha-! No one asked you! !!!!!"

[Etho]

I've got myself just a little bit of love

That I wanna spend on you

But love, I'll never get that chance

To dance that romance with you

Oh, No, cause

You're always hittin'

And kickin' (HUGH)

And putting me down. [giggle]

I hope you don't mean what you say

[Etho and Joel] But I keep seeing you-

[Etho] stickin' around

[Etho and Joel] Like you/I can't get enough

[Etho and Joel] So I stay and I wonder

[Etho and Joel] How my hand would feel

[Etho and Joel] intertwined with yours

As of now though

Joel: "What are you doing?"

Nothing but closed doors

[Etho]

My boy’s a Dere

A Tsun-Tsundere

Just saying hi gets me a punch in the face

And if I should compliment him, he starts to chase

Joel: "Hey! That was a direct attack!"

Etho: Oh, no! The wild ogre found my hiding place!

Joel: "Stupid fox! Take it back!"

Etho: "So, uh, how’s it going?"

Girl: "Why are you talking to me!?"

Boy: "Wow, I see how it is."

Girl: "Go away!"

[Joel and Etho]

Can we get along? You're so headstrong

There's no way, go away, now so long!

Just talk to me and you will see

That's not fair, soulmates don’t matter anymore

[Joel]

I've got myself just a little bit of love

That I wanna spend on NOT you

Cuz Etho, I'm afraid you'll say

That it's not okay with you

Oh, Oh, cuz

You're always laughin', [chuckle]

And jokin';

You look like all washed up

But I hope you mean what you say

Etho: "I do."

And I wonder what you would think

If I let my pride down, let it sink

Could we hold hands, kiss?

Live our lives in some form of bliss?

Etho: "We could."

Joel: "Ah! I'm not talking about you!"

You're not my lover in this

[Joel]

I'm not a Dere

A Tsun-Tsundere

I have a heart, I'm not that mean!

I'm not blushing, I was just rushing and forgot the sunscreen!

Etho: [laughs] "Your smile is really cute, though."

Joel: You'll never see it from underneath the veil I now wear!

Etho: [sigh] "Alright. I just wanted to let you know."

Joel: "Uh-um hey..."

Etho: "Yeah?"

Joel: "Um-"

Etho: "Are you okay?"

Joel: "Yeah, um- well heheh."

[Joel and Etho]

Hey, hey are you free-free today?

Oh ho ho. Why do you want to know?

It's not like I like you okay!

Alright cool, where do you want to go?

[Etho]

We could go out on a boat and sail

Find a fox and

Feed it some juicy sweet berries

Joel: "No that sounds really stupid."

Okay well how about a;

Classic dinner by candlelight

Or scary stories til midnight

So then I could hold you tight

Ba da ba da ba

Joel: "And get bread crumbs on me?! No Way!"

[Joel]

Ooookay I think you're a little dense

I really don't like all this talk

You and I in the present tense

Ba ba da ba da

So listen here, boy

It's all just a big fantasy

You see inside of your head! No!

So just say goodbye!

Etho: [sigh] "Eh-whatever."

Ba ba da ba da!

[Etho and Joel]

I'm not a Dere

A Tsun-Tsundere. (My boy’s a Dere a Tsun-Tsundere)

Hey! I can kick your butt even in this dress!

UH! I digress! So let's just go to the park I guess

Joel: "Pffffft!You wouldn't even know what to bring."

Oh, come on, will you please just say yes!

Joel: "Ugh geez fin. It's not like I'll enjoy it or anything. You’re so obsessed" [giggle]

#briar’s parodies #parody #parody song #hermitblr #hermitcraft #joel smallishbeans #life series #trafficblr #mcyt #mcytblr #ethoslab #boat boys #double life #secret life #as always let me know what you think and leave suggestions in my ask box! #trafficshipping #hermitshipping

[mcyt-parodies]

Anon that asked for sweet but psycho here- that was so good!!! Youre incredibly talented at parodies!!! ty for carrying out my req !!

Of course! It was so fun to make! Thank you for the compliment 🥺🥺🥺!!!!! I try my best, and I’m so glad you enjoyed! <3

[mcyt-parodies]

Haha! I’m glad you enjoyed it enough to cry! Just wanted to make a mention that I published Warrior Of The Mind… 👀 (my brain is telling me to write Epic: The MCYT saga so… If the two I have get enough love- well… we’ll see won’t we?)

Full Speed Ahead from Epic and change 600 men to 9000 fish for Grian’s mending escapade

Okay, so this didn’t turn out as well as I had hoped but I love Epic and have been following its creation since the very beginning. Jorge Rivera Herrans is just to Epic (lol) to make parodies of. Though I kinda wanna do Warrior Of The Mind for Ocean Queen Lizzie, so lemme know if you wanna see that! Anyways, here is:

Full Speed Ahead (A Grian Take)

[Grian]

9000 fish, 9000 fish caught by my rod

With only one goal in mind

Fish up a mending book

9000 fish, 9000 blocks of open sea

But the problem's not the distance

It's what lies in between

And my base is waiting My base is waiting The buildings are waiting

Mumbo is waiting for me

So full speed ahead, full speed ahead

[Gem, Grian]

Grian, Gem

9000 fish, 9000 fish

9000 fish you caught by yourself

That’s so many hours Grian

Curse the ocean, we need you back

9000 fish, 9000 fish

9000 reasons to take what we can

So Grian, what's the plan?

Grian, what's the plan?

[Grian]

Watch where the birds fly

Watch where the birds fly

They will lead me to glory

They will lead me to glory

There will be a book, my chobblesome neighbour

Now full speed ahead, full speed ahead

[Gem, Grian]

We're up, we're off, and away we go

We're up, we're off, and away we go (Full speed ahead)

We're up, we're off, and away we go

[Scar]

Grian

[Grian]

Scar!

[Scar]

Look! There in the distance, I see something

I see a light that faintly glows

Maybe it’s mending

Maybe this’ll be it, who knows?

[Grian]

Something feels off here

No bubbles appearing

[Gem]

I say we strike first, we don't have time to waste

So let's take a break and...

[Grian]

No

Scar gear up, you and I'll go ahead

[Scar]

You and I'll go ahead

[Grian]

We should try to find a way to have this end

[Gem]

We don't know what's ahead

[Grian]

Give me 'til sunrise, and if we don't return

Then 9000 fish we will lay to rest

Now full speed ahead

Full speed ahead

Full speed ahead

We're up, we're off, and away we go

We're up, we're off, and away we go

Full speed ahead

We're up, we're off, and away we go

We're up, we're off, and a-

Full speed ahead

[mcyt-parodies]

The Full Speed Ahead parody turned out great! I’d love to see the Ocean Queen Lizzie version of Warrior of the Mind! I don’t know her lore that well, but I’d love to learn more about it through a song I adore!

Say no more! Ocean Queen Lizzie means everything to me and so does Cod Father Jimmy. I absolutely encourage you to watch Empires if you’re into RP servers and if not, the musical is really good and less than an hour (might write a full version to Meal With Stephanie, if you know you know) Without further ado, this is:

Warrior Of The Mind: Ocean Queen Edition

[Lizzie]

Have you forgotten the lessons I’ve taught you

[Jimmy, spoken]

Lizzie!

[Lizzie]

Have you forgotten to turn off your heart? This is not you

I see you changing from how I've designed you

Have you forgotten your purpose? Let me remind you

Goddess of water, master of war

My life has one mission, secure the oceans rule

You should know better, my brother

Ruler of cod and defeater of salmon

The small damaged egg I saved long ago

A boy whose kindness rivals any will

[Jimmy]

Let's go!

[Lizzie]

Maybe one day you’ll see

And we'll make a greater tomorrow,

I know he'll change the world

'Cause he is a warrior of the cod

Maybe one day I'll reach him

And we can build his skills as I teach him

If there's a problem, he'll have the answer

He is a warrior of the cod

[Jimmy]

Show yourself

I know you're watching me

Show yourself

I can see you

[Lizzie]

How can you see through my potion?

[Jimmt, spoken]

Haha! I was lying and you fell for my bluff

Hahahaha

[Lizzie]

Well done, enlighten me, what's your name?

[Jimmy]

You first, and maybe I'll do the same

[Lizzie]

Nice try, but two can play this game

[Jimmy, ENSEMBLE]

Nah, don't be modest

I know you're a goddess

So let's be honest

You are Lizzie (Lizzie)

Badass in the arena

Unmatched, witty, and queen of

The best strategies we've seen

[Lizzie]

If you're looking for a mentor, I'll make sure your time's well spent

[Jimmy]

Sounds like a plan

Ocean Queen and Cod Father

Bestest of friends

[Lizzie]

We'll see where it ends

[Jimmy]

Okay

[Lizzie]

Maybe one day they'll follow me and we'll

[Both]

Make a greater tomorrow, then they'll see

I know we'll change the world

'Cause we are the warriors of the great waters

Maybe one day we'll reach them

And we can build their skills as we teach them

If there's a problem, we'll have the answer

We are the warriors of the great waters

[Lizzie]

I still intend to make sure you don't fall behind

Don't forget that you're a warrior of a very special kind

You are a warrior of the cod

Don't disappoint me

(Lizzie vanishes, Jimmy collapses)

[Jimmy, soft and sadly spoken]

I’m so sorry Scott

#empires smp #empires s1 #empires season one #ocean queen lizzie #the codfather #solidaritygaming #jimmy solidarity #ldshadowlady #lizzie ldshadowlady #I think I lost the plot a little? #honestly this is the sixth one I’ve done today so… #I’ll be back bright and early tomorrow with my next parody #parody song #parody #flower husbands mention #Briar’s Parodies #as always let me know what you think and leave suggestions in my ask box!

[mcyt-parodies]

'sweet but psycho' boat boys has lived in my head for so long now

That’s priceless! Thanks for unknowingly giving me a song rec for my Boat Boys playlist! I hope you love this as much as I do! (I cannot believe I have done five of these today btw)

Sweet But Psycho (A Boat Boys Take): Sung by Etho

Oh, he’s sweet but a psycho

A little bit psycho

At night, he’s screamin', "I'm-ma-ma-ma out my mind"

Oh, he’s hot but a psycho

So left, but he’s right though

At night, he’s screamin', "I'm-ma-ma-ma out my mind"

He’ll make you curse, but he a blessin'

He’ll burn the world within a second

You'll be comin' back, back for seconds

With your plate, you just can't help it

No, no

You'll play alo-o-ong, let him lead you o-o-on

You'll be sayin', "No, no"

Then sayin', "Yes, yes, yes," 'cause he messin' with your head

Oh, he’s sweet but a psycho

A little bit psycho

At night, he’s screamin', "I'm-ma-ma-ma out my mind"

Oh, he’s hot but a psycho

So left, but he’s right though

At night, he’s screamin', "I'm-ma-ma-ma out my mind"

Kill-my-cow kinda crazy

He’s poison but tasty

Yeah, people say, "Run, don't walk away"

'Cause he’s sweet but a psycho

A little bit psycho

At night, he’s screamin', "I'm-ma-ma-ma out my mind"

See, someone said he’s violent red

He’ll kiss your neck with no emotion

When he’s mean, you know you love it

He tastes so sweet, don't sugarcoat it

No, no

You'll play alo-o-ong, let him lead you o-o-on

You'll be sayin', "No (No, no, no), no (No)"

Then sayin', "Yes, yes, yes," 'cause he messin' with your head

Oh, he’s sweet but a psycho

A little bit psycho

At night, he’s screamin', "I'm-ma-ma-ma out my mind"

Oh, he’s hot but a psycho

So left, but he’s right though

At night, he’s screamin', "I'm-ma-ma-ma out my mind"

Kill-my-cow kinda crazy

He’s poison but tasty

Yeah, people say, "Run, don't walk away"

'Cause he’s sweet but a psycho

A little bit psycho

At night, he’s screamin', "I'm-ma-ma-ma out my mind"

You're just like me, you're out your mind

I know it's strange, we're both the crazy kind

You're tellin' me that I'm insane

Boy, don't pretend that you don't love the pain

Oh, he’s sweet but a psycho

A little bit psycho

At night, he’s screamin', "I'm-ma-ma-ma out my mind"

Oh, he’s hot but a psycho

So left, but he’s right though

At night, he’s screamin', "I'm-ma-ma-ma out my mind"

Kill-my-cow kinda crazy

He’s poison but tasty

Yeah, people say, "Run, don't walk away"

'Cause he’s sweet but a psycho

Oh, a little bit psycho

At night, he’s screamin', "I'm-ma-ma-ma out my mind"

#joel smallishbeans #ethoslab #boat boys #smalletho #hermitcraft #hermitshipping #hermitblr #life series #double life #limited life #trafficblr #trafficshipping #parody song #parody #Briar’s Parodies #as always let me know what you think and leave suggestions in my ask box!

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prophecy from taylor is so smallidarity lim life coded...love ur parodies btw

Isn’t it! As soon as I heard the song I put it on my Smallidarity playlist which will soon be on my other mcyt side blog for playlists (self promo)! This basically wrote itself but here we are! I absolutely adore the way it came out. I’m also so glad you’ve liked my other stuff! It’s a rediscovered hobby of mine so if I can make people other than myself happy with these, then that’s all the better! (Smallidarity is everything to me btw, my number two favourite ship)

The Prophecy (Canary Curse): A Smallidarity Take, sung by Joel

One, two, one, two, three, twenty four

Hand on the throttle

Thought I caught lightning in a bottle

Oh, but it's gone again

And it was written

He was cursed like Eve got bitten

Oh, was it punishment?

Pad around when I get home

I guess a lesser man would've lost hope

A greater man wouldn't beg

But I looked to the sky and said

"Please

I've been on my knees

Change the prophecy

Don't want anything

Just someone who wants my company

Let it once be me

Who do I have to speak to

About if they can redo the canary curse?"

Cards on the table

Mine play out like fools in a fable

Oh, it was sinking in (Sinking in, oh)

Slow is the quicksand

Poison blood from the wound of the canary

Oh, still I dream of him

Please

I've been on my knees

Change the prophecy

Don't want anything

Just someone who wants my company

Let it once be me

Who do I have to speak to

About if they can redo the canary curse?

And I sound like an infant

Feeling like the very last drops of an ink pen

A greater man stays cool

But I howl like a wolf at the moon

And I look unstable

Gathered with my boy on a bridge unstable

A greater man has faith

But even statues crumble if they're made to wait

I'm so afraid, he sealed his fate

No sign of soulmates

I'm just a paperweight in shades of greige

Spending my last coin so I can tell him it'll be okay

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

Please

I've been on my knees

Change the prophecy

Don't want anything

Just someone who wants my company

Let it once be me

Who do I have to speak to

About if they can redo the canary curse?

Who do I have to speak to

To change the canary curse?

Hand on the throttle

Thought I caught lightning in a bottle

Oh, but it's gone again

Pad around when I get home

I guess a lesser man would've lost hope

A greater man wouldn't beg

But I looked to the sky and said ("Please")

#solidaritygaming #limited life #life series #trafficblr #trafficshipping #smallidarity #joel smallishbeans #smallishbeans #mcytblr #mcyt #parody song #parody songs #Briar’s Parodies #I cannot say enough about how much they mean to me #I’m so glad you requested this! <3 #as always let me know what you think and leave suggestions in my ask box! #not rpf #characters not content creators

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Full Speed Ahead from Epic and change 600 men to 9000 fish for Grian’s mending escapade

Okay, so this didn’t turn out as well as I had hoped but I love Epic and have been following its creation since the very beginning. Jorge Rivera Herrans is just to Epic (lol) to make parodies of. Though I kinda wanna do Warrior Of The Mind for Ocean Queen Lizzie, so lemme know if you wanna see that! Anyways, here is:

Full Speed Ahead (A Grian Take)

[Grian]

9000 fish, 9000 fish caught by my rod

With only one goal in mind

Fish up a mending book

9000 fish, 9000 blocks of open sea

But the problem's not the distance

It's what lies in between

And my base is waiting My base is waiting The buildings are waiting

Mumbo is waiting for me

So full speed ahead, full speed ahead

[Gem, Grian]

Grian, Gem

9000 fish, 9000 fish

9000 fish you caught by yourself

That’s so many hours Grian

Curse the ocean, we need you back

9000 fish, 9000 fish

9000 reasons to take what we can

So Grian, what's the plan?

Grian, what's the plan?

[Grian]

Watch where the birds fly

Watch where the birds fly

They will lead me to glory

They will lead me to glory

There will be a book, my chobblesome neighbour

Now full speed ahead, full speed ahead

[Gem, Grian]

We're up, we're off, and away we go

We're up, we're off, and away we go (Full speed ahead)

We're up, we're off, and away we go

[Scar]

Grian

[Grian]

Scar!

[Scar]

Look! There in the distance, I see something

I see a light that faintly glows

Maybe it’s mending

Maybe this’ll be it, who knows?

[Grian]

Something feels off here

No bubbles appearing

[Gem]

I say we strike first, we don't have time to waste

So let's take a break and...

[Grian]

No

Scar gear up, you and I'll go ahead

[Scar]

You and I'll go ahead

[Grian]

We should try to find a way to have this end

[Gem]

We don't know what's ahead

[Grian]

Give me 'til sunrise, and if we don't return

Then 9000 fish we will lay to rest

Now full speed ahead

Full speed ahead

Full speed ahead

We're up, we're off, and away we go

We're up, we're off, and away we go

Full speed ahead

We're up, we're off, and away we go

We're up, we're off, and a-

Full speed ahead

#Grian #grian mc #hermitcraft #hermitblr #hermitcraft season 10 #parody song #parody #Briar’s Parodies #as always let me know what you think and leave suggestions in my ask box! #gingerbread duo #desert duo

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'a guy that I might be into' from be more chill but instead 'A guy that I might be obsessed with'

And it's Joel singing to Iskall about etho lol

(also suspicious all the ones so far are about Joel

Oh I loved this idea! I hope you’re as happy with it as I am! It was actually pretty easy to create compared to some of the others I’ve done! So enjoy:

A Guy That I Might Be Obsessed With (A Be More Chill Parody)

[Joel]

Say there's this person you see on the server most days

You've known him awhile now

You're used to thinking about him in a certain way

From the persona that he displayed

Then something changes, and he changes

From a guy that I’d never be obsessed with

Into a guy that I’d be obsessed with

From a guy that I'd never be obsessed with

Into a guy that I’d be obsessed with

Is he worth it?

Iskall?

Is he?

[Iskall, to Stress]

Is he talking about me?

[Stress]

Of course he is. You’ve been wearing new cologne. Keep it up!

[Joel]

Say there's this person that you kinda knew

[Random Hermits]

He is totally into you

[Joel]

You thought that you had him pegged, but now you can tell

He's gone from a

[Joel and a reluctant Gem]

Guy that I’d never be obsessed with

Into a guy that I’d be obsessed with

From a guy that I’d never be obsessed with

Into a guy that I’d be obsessed with

[Joel]

Is he worth it?

Iskall?

[Iskall and Stress]

Absolutely

[Joel]

I don't always relate to the players I meet

Except when I'm building things

And there are so many changes that I'm going through

And why am I telling this to you?

Guess there's a part of me that wants to

I guess a part of me wants to, who knew?

I guess a part of me likes to talk to you

I guess a part of me likes to, who knew?

I guess a part of me likes to sit with you

I guess a part of me likes to, who knew?

I guess a part of me likes to hang with you

I guess a part of me

Back to building bases

I know that it's weird but it's totally true

The guy that I’m kinda obsessed with

[Iskall]

The guy that you’re kinda obsessed with

[Joel]

Yeah that

[Iskall and Joel]

Guy that I’m kinda obsessed with

[Joel]

Is...

Etho

#swedishbeans #joel smallishbeans #smallishbeans #iskall85 #ethoslab #boat boys #smalletho #hermitblr #hermitcraft #parody song #parody #Briar’s Parodies #as always let me know what you think and leave suggestions in my ask box!

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could you do Sincerely, Me (from Dear Evan Hansen) as maybe Grian and Joel? :>

Here we are! I hope you enjoy! Halfway through I started thinking of a way I could add Jimmy as Connor but I couldn’t come up with a good enough scenario so what we have is Joel and Grian “corresponding” to have an alibi for a prank? I’m honestly not sure. The intent behind the letters is supposed to be Joel is worried about fitting in and Grian is talking him through it. I do hope this is what you were looking for!

Sincerely, Me (A Joel and Grian Parody)

[Joel]

Dear Grian MC

We’ve been way to out of touch

Things have been crazy

And it sucks that we don’t talk that much

But I should tell you that I think of you each night

I remember Bread Bridge and explosions

And start laughing in delight

[Grian, spoken]

The Bad Boys were pretty fun

[Joel, spoken]

They were, weren’t they?

[Grian, spoken]

But that’s beside the point, if we want a sound alibi for these pranks these have to be perfect. Just- I’ll do it

[Grian]

I’ve gotta tell you, life without you has been hard

[Joel, spoken]

Hard?

[Grian, spoken]

Has been bad

[Joel, spoken]

Bad?

[Grian, spoken]

Has been rough

[Joel, spoken]

PG!

[Grian]

And I miss talking about life and other stuff

[Joel, spoken]

Very specific

[Grian, spoken]

Shut up!

[Grian]

I like the hermits

[Joel, spoken]

Oh come on, give me a little more credit Grian

[Grian]

I love the hermits

Each day is an adventure

If I stop killing people

Then everything might be alright

[Joel, spoken]

But I like PvP!

[Grian, spoken]

Just fix it!

[Joel]

If I stop missing Lizzie

[Grian, spoken]

Oh Joel, Really?

(Joel gives Grian a thumbs up)

[Joel]

If I stop missing Lizzie

Then everything might be alright

I’ll take your advice

I’ll try to be more nice (he makes a gagging noise)

I’ll turn it around

Wait and see

'Cause all that it takes is a little reinvention

It’s easy to do if you give it your attention

All you gotta do is just believe you can be who you want to be

Sincerely, Me

[Joel, Spoken]

Are we done yet?

[Grian, spoken]

Well we can't just give them one book. I want to show that we were actually talking and, like, being good friends, you know?

[Joel, spoken]

Oh my god.​

[Grian]

Dear Joel Beans,​

Yes, I also miss our talks

I’m sorry you miss your wife

Just try to take deep breaths and go on walks

[Joel, spoken]

No.​

[Grian]

I'm sending pictures of the most amazing trees

[Joel, spoken]

No!

[Grian]

You'll be obsessed with all my landscaping expertise

[Joel, spoken]

Absolutely not.​

[Grian]

Dude, I'm proud of you

Just keep pushing through

You're fitting right in

I can see

[Joel]

You can see!

[Both]

'Cause all that it takes is a little reinvention

It’s easy to do if you give it your attention

All you gotta do is just believe you can be who you want to be

Sincerely, Me

[Joel]

Your brothers’ hot

[Grian, spoken]

What the hell!

[Joel, spoken]

My bad.​

[Joel]

Dear Grian MC,​

Thanks for every note you send

[EVAN]

Dear Joel Beans,​

I'm just glad to be your friend

[Both]

Our friendship goes beyond

Your average kind of bond

[Joel]

Maybe because we're gay

[Grian]

Maybe because we're gay

[Both]

We're close, might be in that way

But still platonically

[Joel]

Well anyway!

[Grian]

You're doing better every day

[Joel]

I'm doing better every day

[Both]

Keep doing better every day

Hey hey hey hey!

'Cause all that it takes is a little reinvention

It’s easy to do if you give it your attention

All you gotta do is just believe you can be who you want to be

Sincerely, Me

Miss you dearly

Sincerely, Me

[Grian]

Sincerely, Me

[Both]

Sincerely, Me

Sincerely, Me

#hermitcraft #hermitblr #Joel and Grian #parody #parody song #Briar’s Parodies #I’ve always head cannoned Grian and Joel as queer platonic so that’s what the gay verse is all about! #as always this is about characters and not content creators #grian #grian mc #joel smallishbeans #smallishbeans #why have all of these involved Joel #I swear I don’t mean to guys! #as always let me know what you think and leave suggestions in my ask box!

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New blog, time for an Ask Game! Leave me someone/a ship/a dynamic from Hermitcraft, Life Series, ASMP, or Empires; and a song, and I’ll create a parody provided I know enough about the person/people!

#ask game #hermitcraft #life series #empires smp #parody #parody songs #mcyt #mcytblr #hermitblr #trafficblr #asmp

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Alrighty! Back today with my next parody! This one has been cooking for awhile and I finally sat down and wrote it! So without further ado, I give you:

Thank You, Next (Griande’s Version)

Thought I’d end up with Joel

But he wasn’t a match

Wrote a song about Big B

Now we listen and laugh

Scar and I got almost married

For that I’m so thankful

Wish I could say “Thank you” to Mumbo

‘Cause he was an angel

One taught me love

One taught me patience

And one taught me pain

Now, I’m so amazing

Say I’ve loved and I’ve lost

But that’s not what I see

So, look what I got

Look what you taught me

And for that, I say

Thank you, next (Next)

Thank you, next (Next)

Thank you, next

I'm so fuckin' grateful for my ex

Thank you, next (Next)

Thank you, next (Next)

Thank you, next (Next)

I'm so fuckin'—

Spend more time with the hermits

I ain't worried 'bout nothin'

Plus, I met someone else

We havin' better discussions

I know they say I move on too fast

But this one gon' last

'Cause her name is Gri

And I'm so good with that (So good with that)

She taught me love (Love)

She taught me patience (Patience)

How she handles pain (Pain)

That shit's amazing (Yeah, she's amazing)

I've loved and I've lost (Yeah, yeah)

But that's not what I see (Yeah, yeah)

'Cause look what I've found (Yeah, yeah, I've found)

Ain't no need for searching, and for that, I say

Thank you, next (Thank you, next)

Thank you, next (Thank you, next)

Thank you, next (Thank you)

I'm so fuckin' grateful for my ex

Thank you, next (Thank you, next)

Thank you, next (Said thank you, next)

Thank you, next (Next)

I'm so fuckin' grateful for my ex

Thank you, next

Thank you, next

Thank you, next

I'm so fuckin'—

One day I'll walk down the aisle

Holding hands with Xisuma

I'll be thanking Jimmy

'Cause sadly he’s awesome

Only wanna do it once, real bad

Gon' make that shit last

Void forbid something happens

Least this song is a smash (Song is a smash)

I've got so much love (Love)

Got so much patience (Patience)

And I've learned from the pain (Pain)

I turned out amazing (Turned out amazing)

Say I've loved and I've lost (Yeah, yeah)

But that's not what I see (Yeah, yeah)

'Cause look what I've found (Yeah, yeah)

Ain't no need for searching

And for that, I say

Thank you, next (Thank you, next)

Thank you, next (Thank you, next)

Thank you, next

I'm so fuckin' grateful for my ex

Thank you, next (Thank you, next)

Thank you, next (Said thank you, next)

Thank you, next (Next)

I'm so fuckin' grateful for my ex

Thank you, next

Thank you, next

Thank you, next

Yeah, yee

Thank you, next

Thank you, next

Thank you, next

Yeah, yee

#hermitcraft #life series #secret soulmates #gribeans #grumbo #desert duo #scarian #scariande #hermitblr #trafficblr #mcytblr #mcyt #hermitshipping #possibly? #I don’t mean like that but just in case #same with: #trafficshipping #skyblings #that’s what the Jimmy line was about #ariana griande #Xisuma=parental figure 🥰 #hope you enjoyed! #please tell me if you did! #reblogs>likes #parody #parody song #Briar’s Parodies