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i’m surviving solely on day dreams and fantasies at this point
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Enjoying my buddy Thom's hot tub while he does the lawns. #rhysdarby #thisisthelife
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meanbihexual · 2 hours
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Moment of silence for all the heat sensitive disabled ppl as the world actively tries to kill us this summer
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meanbihexual · 4 hours
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meanbihexual · 7 hours
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💫...i need oxygen, 💗〰️🩺🥼
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..happy sunday for you😘
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meanbihexual · 8 hours
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Finally bought some good china
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meanbihexual · 12 hours
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my mom, dead in the middle of a conversation, slams on the breaks in the middle of a country road so she can pull over and take a picture of all these cows running for cover from the rain and adsfkjlfkdjg and thi dskfjfgj
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meanbihexual · 16 hours
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I know adverbs are controversial, but "said softly" means something different than "whispered" and this is the hill I will die on.
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meanbihexual · 23 hours
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low on morale is anyone secretly in love with me
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meanbihexual · 1 day
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When I am emperor, I will make everyone who refers to women’s leg hair removal as “basic hygiene” fight to the death in my coliseum.
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meanbihexual · 1 day
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YOU hate JK Rowling!
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meanbihexual · 1 day
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One of my favorite things they did in s2 was how they gave us everything we needed to be able to tag fics where Ed is the sweetest sub to ever sub as 100% canon compliant. He was out there wearing a little kitty collar with a bell, asking his captain to give him the mean voice, and swaying his shoulders cutely to indicate he wanted a kiss and make his collar jingle. Obviously everyone can write whatever dynamics speak to them, but that's all canon. No one can ever take that away from us.
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meanbihexual · 2 days
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With all the Izzy discourse, we must remember that he too is a dork-ass loser, more so than anyone else.
“You will rue this day, Edward! You will rue it long and you will rue it hard!” *gets hit in the face with a sandwich*
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meanbihexual · 2 days
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the curse of adhd:
i will remember with absolute clarity, when the thought strikes me that i have a text to send someone, that this is the fourth time in three days i've attempted to send this specific text
i will forget, in the time it takes me to pick up my phone, that i picked it up intending to send a text
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send me a made-up fic title and i'll tell you what i would write to go with it
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