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Now available on Redbubble! Click<3

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buddies

(cw flashing, timelapse, eyestrain)

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it's cos you're always outing those damn knives

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‘KNIVES OUT 3’ is titled ‘WAKE UP DEAD MAN’

Releasing in 2025 on Netflix.

#AAAA so exciting i love these movies!!!

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😭a

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im lost

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Art by Simon Demaret

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some of my favourite spongebob moments are when they accentuate the gag w/ a live-action punchline

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Urgent Announcement from Grizzco: BIG Big Run imminent!

Attention everyone, this is important, a massive Big Run threatening to overrun all of Greater Inkadia at once is expected to occur in two week's time, and Grizzco is asking anyone willing and able for their assistance in handling this huge, HUGE crisis.

During the BIG Big Run, the King Salmonids will attack together as the Triumvirate, and you and your coworkers will need to be in similar tandem to succeed. But management isn't leaving you fend for yourself entirely.

Because a new Grizzco weapon is being cooked up, and you can expected to try it out for yourself during the invasion.

#Ooooo #i missed the last salmon run event bc i was sick rip so im very excited for this!!! #and especially for the new grizzco weapon!! i love them theyre so fun to play with 😌 i wonder what itll be.....

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I saw this question posed on tiktok, but I think Tumblr would really enjoy it too.

If a fae creature offered to give one million dollars for a bone chosen at random, how many bones would you allow them to take?

Light clarifications; The fae is not the one choosing the bones. The bone is taken at random. Each bone, no matter the size or importance, is worth a full million dollars. You must also declare the exact number first, you can't go bone-by-bone. You either say 2 or you say 10, you can't work your way up to a higher number. The bones are removed instantaneously, and the money is given immediately as well. You will not get in government trouble for acquiring the money.

Tell me in the tags/replies how many bones you'd let the fae take. And as always, reblog for bigger sample size.

#i said just one and then i got hip bone LMAOOO #damn it i guess i lost that one #get me a new hip bone for less than a million and call it okay lol

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fascinated by how "dislocate" seems to be a word used almost exclusively to refer to the misalignment of bodies, or parts of the body, from their proper place. it's distinctly anatomical. you don't say "i dislocated my keys" for instance, even though that's technically a correct and coherent sentence.

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made some bumper stickers 👍

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it’s ok

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Beach day!

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where are you going?