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I cant believe this tweet is how I find out
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"Something I love about the Dex Sybaris is that it's a Semi Automatic weapon."
Rebecca Ford throwing some ANCIENT Warframe shade
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The Stug for the new Warframe Skin !
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I had a normal dream yesterday, at least until the part where you showed up and started roasting me about my fear of centipedes for some reason ???
You should have seen the fucked up roblox avatar i made yesterday that was a buff dracula flow centipede centaur covered in centipedes all over his face. i forgot to take a picture of it
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If i knew nothing about warframe and you showed me this and told me to guess which one was the CEO i would guess wrong
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"Random Music Guy"??? We really have forgotten our history
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the todd in the shadows debunking is fairly dry because it’s so thorough but that’s what makes it so funny. somerton was so fucking wrong about everything that this random music guy went “hey that’s not right” and just couldn’t stop
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We are inventing a new kind of thing that isn't a joke but still makes you laugh
Trog (RadioTVSolutions: Fundraiser stream for Palestine)
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A civilization of intelligent Frilled Neck Lizards that generally, in ways that differ from region to culture, see raising your frills as a sign of fear or anger.
Children lizards get taught to control their frills, though they often can't.
Adults who are pissed but talking very calmly, only their flaps opening slightly betray them.
A jumpscare in a horror movie makes the entire theater audience flash their flaps.
Lizards whose careers depend on diplomacy get surgeries to paralyze their flaps.
There's a quiet older lizard in your neighborhood who has never been seen opening their flap. They do move so you know they aren't paralysed, but they've never opened once. The other lizards never mess with them. They've clearly seen things and is no longer phased by the world.
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Are you challenging me, Quinton?
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Booping
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Man, there was a time i would get excited about tumblr April Fools
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Is Sprig Plantar Linkcore?
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"Sweater Weather" by The Neighbourhood is still the most romantic, sexually charged song, and also the only one that can make me regret being single every time I hear it.
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aoi looks cool
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a while back i deleted that taylor swift post because it was poorly worded. Idc if a bunch of swifties hate me, they're harmless (unlike kpop fans). I care if a bunch of swifties hate me and I AGREE WITH THEM. Imma redo that post
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When are we getting that Splatoon prequel where we play as Cap'n Cuttlefish and commit war crimes?
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I am so fucking strong, Skinamarink entity barely even wants to spawn anymore no matter how many layers of child abuse metaphors I'm on
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