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Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum

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Wyd when me and my gang find u

#gang

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maybe someday

#in stars and time #isat #isat siffrin #isat fanart #I just really like repeated iconography

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Group Pic

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To get people up to speed I just hand them my personal journal and ask them to talk to me later after they’ve read it

#I’ve literally written a book about myself #its not proofread either you’re just gonna get all of it at once #like a functionally worse version of the Bible

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made foolish katsu (katsu that looks dumb cuz ive never made it before and the bowl is too small)

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are the mlp horses the same size as actual horses because real horses are enormous and terrifying

so logically

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I had an interesting night last night

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dont you dare call me a fucking fake gamer i think about dick every moment of my life.

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Thinking of banging sticks and rocks together to make a fire

#txt

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Why’d I get addicted to doomscrolling on Twitter when I should’ve doomscrolled on here instead

#it’s like falling down stairs but the stairs are carpeted

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does anyone have that doge meme that says some shit like "WINS CUSTODY OF THE KIDS FROM MY EX-WIFE/IT'S POOP KIDS" or did i hallucinate this nonsensical image