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can’t get over when famous gangster lucky luciano was like “hey lansky seems like quite a hassle getting all those nazis offa your terf you want us to help ya out” and meyer “Left Russia Because of Pogroms and Became A Gangster In The US” lansky was like “no. no getting to beat the shit out of nazis is reward enough for us. sorry lucky this one’s personal don’t worry about it”
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No offense to the amazing actress that is Gina Gershon, but I will forever be pissed that Shannen Doherty didn't play Jughead's mom. She would've been fucking perfect.
Also, they could've had Fred & Gladys be a thing, which would've healed so many B/D's fans hearts. OMG. Can you imagine?
Maybe Gladys is still a drug dealer, but she's doing it because she refuses to be poor & weak anymore. And Fred calls her out, tells her that there's other ways, & she's like, really? In this town? You're better than this, Gladys, he tells her. The Gladys I knew, he continues...
She doesn't exist anymore, Gladys interrupts. And don't act like you care about me, or my family.
That's not true, he argues.
Please, Fred, don't try your good ole boy act, I've seen through it.
Gladys, he says, hurt.
What, she challenges him. Did you think I forgot? That when FP was off, drunk & high & doing God knows what, I turned to you for help? And I'll give you that, Freddy, you helped. Both you & Mary. But Mary was working hard to get her career started, & you were lonely, I guess. And I was just some unhappily married woman with 2 kids who I could barely feed. Trailer park trash, right?
I never thought of you like that. I thought the world of you. And Jug & Jelly, Fred argues.
Don't act like you give a crap about me or my kids, Andrews.
How can you say that? I did, I do!
Whatever helps you sleep at night. Maybe that helps ease your dirty conscience at sleeping with your friend's wife.
Mic. Drop.
Don't say it like that, Gladys, Fred says, quietly. My feelings for you...I was in love with you. God, I was so in love with you...
And she's sees his face, and heaven help her she's still in love with him & that's why it hurts so bad.
And it pierces her, that he still has that face & those eyes & that voice...that even after hundreds of miles that she placed between them, after trying to play the villain, after putting herself in a position where she always has the upper hand, Fred Andrews can still reduce her to this.
After all these years.
Damn you, Andrews, she whispers.
And they come together, like moths to each other's flame.
After, Fred is hesitant, he wants her, more than he's ever wanted anything...but he fears...
This was just...a stress reliever, Andrews. It doesn't mean anything. Exactly like before, she says, getting dressed.
And as she's walking away from him, like he did to her once, he says her name.
She pauses, back still to him.
And he's pissed - at her, at him, at this entire situation.
We were never just sex, he says, quietly, brimming with conviction. We are and always will be more.
And she walks away.
TELL ME THAT ISN'T COMPELLING TELEVISION!!!
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SOY LÁGRIMAS DE AMOR
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As a Jewish person who suffers from bipolar disorder, I have no sympathy for Kanye West. Bipolar disorder turned me into an apathetic, irresponsible person, sure, but it never turned me into a fucking Nazi. There is no manic episode that could make me shout racist slurs, or spew such vile things. When I was manic, I turned into a promiscuous alcoholic, not a bigot. Turning into a Nazi isn't in the DSM5, I can assure you.
Kanye West has more followers on Twitter than there are Jews worldwide. He is one of the most famous people on earth. The fact he can go on an antisemitic rampage without consequences is terrifying. If you're not a Jew, your Jewish friends need your allyship more than ever right now.
Kanye West isn't an asshole because he's bipolar. He's a racist, antisemitic asshole who happens to be bipolar.
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Emergency cleaning: Unfuck your whole house in the shortest time possible
So, your landlord/parents/home inspector/favorite movie star is dropping by, and your place is a disaster. You don’t have much time to clean it up. You’re in emergency mode. Let’s get started.
Don’t panic. Panic leads to fear, fear leads to procrastination, procrastination leads to the dark side. You can do this, but you have to stay calm.
Unlike maintenance cleaning, we’re not looking to completely unfuck one space at a time. Instead, we want to decrease the overall mess in stages, spread evenly across the whole area that we’re concerned about. If you think your home is at Level 10 filth, we want to bring the whole thing down to a Level 9, and then down from there. One really clean spot in an otherwise messy home is not going to be helpful here.
Get prepared. You’ll want to shut the computer down (or turn the modem off if you need your computer to play music). Trust me. Get your music going. Gather up trash bags, your vacuum and mop, some rags or paper towel, sponges, and other cleaning supplies. Use what you have on hand. Don’t get distracted running to the store and spending an hour browsing cleaning supplies. A multi-purpose cleaning concentrate or a jug of vinegar will be just fine.
Breaks are very important. Depending on your time constraints, work in 20/10s (20 minutes working, 10-minute break) or 45/15s. But take breaks because otherwise you’re marathoning, and marathon cleaning is no one’s friend. Keep hydrated, don’t forget to eat, and check in with yourself frequently to make sure you’re physically doing OK.
Make your bed. This will be your home base if you get overwhelmed or need somewhere clear to take a break.
Start with the garbage. Going from room to room, throw out anything that is obvious trash. Once you fill a bag, take it out. Repeat as many times as necessary.
Move on to dishes. Gather the dishes from all over your house and bring them to the kitchen. If you can, start them soaking in a sink of hot, soapy water or start loading the dishwasher. After the dishes are all in one place, spend one 20/10 getting started getting them under control.
Now it’s time for your flat surfaces. Countertops, tables, dresser tops, etc. Clear them off and wipe them down. Don’t get distracted in too much sorting and organizing. We’re in crisis mode here. There will be time to get in-depth once this is all done. The same applies to cabinets and closets. Unless you have reason to believe people will be opening closed doors, leave these alone for now.
Attack the floordrobe and shoe pile. Get your clothes either put away or in the hamper. Start a load of laundry if you need to, but keep in mind that laundry and dishes have three steps: wash, dry, and put it away, goddammit!
Get random stuff up off the floors. If something is trash-worthy, throw it away now rather than just move it around a bunch of times. Otherwise, put stuff where it belongs.
Take another 20/10 or 45/15 to catch up on more dishes, if needed.
Head into the bathroom. Pour some cleaner in the toilet bowl, fill the sink with hot water and cleaner, and either spray the tub and shower with cleaner, or fill the tub up with some hot water and add cleaner and let it soak. Put everything away that’s out and shouldn’t be, clean the mirror, counters, and toilet seat. Sweep or dry mop the floor. Wipe down the sink and tub/shower, and give the toilet bowl a scrub. Mop the floor.
Sweep and mop the kitchen floor.
Vacuum everything you can, and sweep everything you can’t.
Walk outside of your house (don’t lock yourself out, please). Walk back in and see what catches your eye first. Go and deal with that.
If you’re being inspected or your landlord is coming in for repairs, spend time on whatever area they’ll be focusing on.
Give the whole place one more once-over and pay attention to anything you’ve missed so far.
It’s an old trick, but if your place is a little funky-smelling, put a pan of water on the stove on low heat and add some citrus or cinnamon or vanilla. Don’t leave it unattended or forget about it.
Take a shower, put on something clean, and eat something.
You can do this. It’s overwhelming, yes, but it is not impossible. You just need to do it. You have a list. You have directions. You have a whole bunch of Internet strangers who have been there before and who are cheering you on. You can do this, but you need to get started.
Why are you still here? GO. START. NOW.
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˗ˏˋ CHRIS EVANS People Magazine (November 08, 2022)
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TOLKEIN WEEK - DAY 09 - FAVORITE RELATIONSHIP
“I would rather share one lifetime with you, than face all the ages of this world alone.”
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Rage Against the Machine: “Weapons not food, not homes, not shoes. Not need, just feed the war cannibal animal”
Rage Against the Machine: “Those who died are justified, for wearing the badge, they’re the chosen whites”
Rage Against the Machine: “Dont dare take what you need I’ll jail and bury those committed and smother the rest in greed. Crawl with me into tomorrow or i’ll drag you to your grave"
Conservatives, for some reason:
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I was today years old when I learned that when you type “otp: true” in AO3 search results it filters out fics with additional ships, leaving only the fics where your otp is the main ship
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The parties are not the same
The parties are not the same
The parties are not the same
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Undo the Damage of Sitting
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