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Not a question, but a humble request that you extend my sincerest gratitudes to the artist who drew Harry post-workout in episode 4. To summarize my feelings on the matter, (ahem) HUMINA HUMINA AWOOOOOGA

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@spoon-cca asked for reigen/saitama,, so i think reigen's a saitama fanboy but also they're exes who quit their dead end jobs at the same time and broke up be reigen moved away to seasoning city. i think this because it's fucking funny

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Shedd's giant pacific octopus was in fine form tonight!

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Hold bb, look at bb, cherish bb

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Uni's magical Mario Galaxy adventure..

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someone posted footage of that morshu at the twins game people have been talking about

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Oh hi Ahzek--

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This is the highest compliment I can bestow, but Dungeon Meshi reads like it was written for, if not by, Terry Pratchett.

Oh, you have a dungeon with monsters and adventurers? How does it work? Who pays? How do you get enough supplies? People will eat anything when hungry; do they eat the monsters? People will cook feasts from rotten meat and weeds; what feasts can you make with monsters?

By the way, here is a terrible pun about soup.

You want heroes to have peril, but also to live? Easy! Just have a ressurection spell. Well how does it work? What's the point? What would people give to live forever? What would people give to die?

Here's a dwarf whose magical shield is a wok.

And if they come back, it still hurts right? Do people remember? What happens if they forget that, outside of the dungeon, they can't come back? What if the thing that brings them back also ties them to the dungeon more and more, changes them, makes them different without knowing why.

Whilst you were thinking about that, the halfling founded an adventurers guild. It's an actual union with dues etc. btw he's a deadbeat dad apart from this.

The dwarf from earlier carries familial trauma that will haunt you for the next decade. The protagonist holds his sister's skull as the first proof that there is anything left of her. The two female leads share a love so deep that giving it a name would pollute it. The protagonist's sword is a mollusc.

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thought the tumblr crowd would appreciate this lol

audio from @/ejthecomic on tiktok!!

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You know the Grimm version of Snow White makes more sense than most versions if only because in that version Snow White was like 7 years old.

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Big D, after a completely incomprehensible but genuine lecture of the inherent corruption within big business and also implying that its deliberately infecting the world with spiritual defilement: ..and THAT is why I do not allow my family to purchase, consume, smell, lick, or generally be aware of ANY products associated with the Pentex corporation and its subsidiaries! Kevin: Aren't those fuckbuckets involved in just about every single aspect of industry in the world? It's impossible to get away from them. Big D: That is something of a complication, yes. Big D: But it is a moral responsibility to fight the power, whether it wears fancy suits or reveals its demonic true face for all to see! Big D: THE TALKING CROCODILES AND THE ANGRY JAGUARS IN THE AMAZON TELL ME IT IS SO!

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#couple second under hot water and it comes right off

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I think the funniest dynamic for arranged-marriage royalty would be a queen who came here 100% prepared to murder her future husband and rule as a widow queen in her own right, only to discover that the king is autistic as hell and responds to her wish to rule with "oh thank god please do, I don't want to be bothered by these people. I can just tell them to go bother you instead, if you really want that. I've got beetles I wanted to study."