“are u okay?” no i need more money
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I’ll never know what I did to deserve your thanks
What.
Lmao tumblr literally notified me like this was a new ask.
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What.
Lmao tumblr literally notified me like this was a new ask.
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🍜🍥🍜
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Be careful around that ovulation, queen
Your slut is showing
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nursing mentors will tell you the most insane stories while both of y’all are eating together.
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Every year I diagnose at least one cat with renal failure due to lily poisoning. If you have cats please don’t have lilies.
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Esalen- Big Sur, California
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kids these days who are fans of fall out boy and can just read the lyrics on spotify or whatever. do you know how lucky you are. when i was a lad you listened to an illegally burnt cd, heard a nonsensical string of syllables, and listened to it 100 times until you thought you know what was said. and then you got ahold of an album sleeve with lyrics and read the lyrics. and realise you were absolutely nowhere close.
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FUCK YEAH I CAN DO POLLS
Okay
For those who get periods, which is the most effective way to stop cramps? (For you personally, not via google)
Please reblog if you vote, I need a decent sample size
Thx
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can we pretend this whole website is r/hotdogs for a copuple minutes
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