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floigan will do for sega what christ has done for sinners

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Clarification

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They should remove the age requirement for presidency. Its time for america to enter its despotic boy-king era

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e. honda was the only one of the original street fighters that could feasibly exist in real life

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i was playing rayman arena and my mom was like what are you playing and i was like rayman arena and she said oh your grandmother wanted me to name you that

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mysterious pink haired girl I'm playing games with at a friend's birthday party: I thought you'd be better at this when they hyped you up as such a good player. I'm not losing by that much

me, trying to find out what button combination leads to me licking her face in their bathroom: I'm not using my full power because I'm still analyzing your movements. you know, like Goku

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i accidentally hit a bug and totaled my car

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This isn't even a game????? Who said this is a game, let alone a mainline mario game?????

it's interactive software developed by nintendo for nintendo hardware and it has "Super Mario" in the title. as such, a lot of people have made "objective" definitions of what games are mainline that include this game.

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Daroach & Gooey

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A fish with human teeth has just been spotted swimming around in the ocean with a hateful smile

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my collab with water

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she was a boy, he was a girl, can i make it any more obvious

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