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This great evil, where does it come from?
I'm Ben. I'm from Oregon. Sometimes I like to be a little ridiculous. It's a bit of a hobby. I know stuff
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Make me choose: Anonymous asked Oscar Isaac as Nathan in Ex Machina or Benicio del Toro as The Collector in Guardians of the Galaxy
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Three brothers search for a flat in the city. It must have tall ceilings to accommodate their three-story bunk bed. The lavatory must have three bathtubs, so their conversations do not have to end at bath time. The windows must not be too large, no more than one brother wide, and there must be three of them, all facing the street. Each brother fancies a girl, and each one will watch the sidewalk in anticipation of their girl walking by. They shout greetings to their girls as their girls pass by.
“Hoo hoo!” says the rightmost brother, locking eyes with her. A kiss is in the works.
“Ah, hi,” says the leftmost brother, barely taking leave from his distractions. She curdles a bit at this, but never fully sours.
The middle brother says nothing, for his love never arrives. She is a fish, and she cannot leave the sea.
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How to rewrite Friends so that Ross dies in season one.
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“white girl trying to remember the day she was born”
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GHOSTBUSTERS 2 (1989)
“I received this information from an alien.”
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