you can imagine girls covered in alarming amounts of blood for free any time you want. they cant stop you from doing this
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inspired by a twitter post. I couldn't help myself but make it Supercorp
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telling a joke on tumblr is fun but watch out! if it gets over 1000 notes your joke is automatically exposed to people who have never once heard a joke in their life.
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today in "google AI is fucking useless because it hallucinates things that never happened", i bought a couple CVS thermometers that have both been acting up, tried to search if there had been a problem with the whole product line:
there is no record of this product recall. it did not happen. the date "feb 8 2024" is the date someone listed a thermometer for sale on ebay.
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Being told you’re hot or whatever is great BUT being told you’re funny? Shut up, I will suck you sloppy
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unserious individuals
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I swear to god if Beetlejuice 2 comes out and no one writes Delia/reader or Delia/Barbara or Delia/Beetlejuice’s wife fanfiction I will be adding names to my death note
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I drew the gang,
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I get confused when people flirt with me because in my mind I see me like this:
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Lisa, very horny: Must be uncomfortable… sleeping in my closet…
The Creature:
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personally i wanna know wtf Lisa’s dad had going on. Man was on another damn planet and just…read his paper and went to fudruckers after losing his wife and daughter
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im a proud "ive never used chat gpt" user btw
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the sillies of all time
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