idk how to flirt but i can make things awkward if you're into that
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Alien: Resurrection (1997)
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not now mom i’m wasting my life on a website the entire internet believes to be dead
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Peter Cushing in Horror of Dracula (1958)
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yes babe the sex was great but i never finished talking about vampires so i think we need to get back to that
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you don't understand i need him so bad
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classic post rant quora phrase
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those fuck ass animatronics would not have stood a chance against this absolute god
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do you ever have a conversation and think “I am not heterosexual enough for this”
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No none of the above this is for the wine enjoyers
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Deeply relaxed
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