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I sent this to my friend and now they’re refusing to talk to me

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So literally any Bethesda game

You have been transported into a buggy game with thousands of exploits.

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“It” is just a giant rubber band ball with a sentient battery inside of it.

While hiking in the wilderness, miles away from the nearest human civilization, you stumble across one of those big metal signs they have along the highway or interstate. The sign looks brand new, or at least like someone’s been taking care of it. The writing on it says that “It” is just one mile away. You decide to keep hiking and find out just what “It” is.

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Levi Ackerman is the dish boy

a cosplay cafe where employees are encouraged but not required to dress up

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Due to the fact that I have hoarded all of the spoons in my room, my family have taken to calling me spoon boy.

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You know it’s bad when a teacher threatens to call your parents for stepping on an orange

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I have a shovel and I WILL use it if you get too close

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It’s giving birth! QUICK GET IT TO THE HOSPITAL!

anyway here’s a photo of a Giant Pacific Octopus eating a shark

(this species is the world’s largest octopus, averaging 16 feet across & 110 lbs. the largest recorded was 30 feet & 600 lbs)

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Pull it until it just S N A P S

People Are Sharing Pics Of Their Long Cats That Seem To Stretch ‘Til Infinity.

#cats #cat #lol cats #cat pictures #cute #cuteness #animals #cute animals #animal shelter #Animal Rescue #kitten #kitties #cute kittens #kitty #adorable #adorable animals

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But cutting a bacteria will make two bacteria

Adding a caption when u reblog a post is like… serious business. You gotta have something good to say. You can make or break a post with that caption

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Theory: Spaghetti is reverse dick Evidence: When cold and dry, it is hard and firm. When hot and sweaty, it is soft and limp.

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We put him in a long life milk carton box

My snake be getting kinda groovy!

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He just died...

My snake be getting kinda groovy!

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He’s having a stroke. That’s why he’s groovy.

My snake be getting kinda groovy!

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My snake be getting kinda groovy!

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Overthrow the government

real tired of people whose politics translate to ‘fuck other people’. you know what, no, fuck you bitch you’re getting healthcare