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Hypmic fandom let me in I have an offering

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A little comic of Hifumi brushing and braiding Jakurai’s hair

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Currently Biting Them (affectionate)

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more memes

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i just know that jiro cannot spell

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im sorry i just felt bad i didnt include jakurai a few days ago

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hypmic posts 2

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「 League of Legends 」

[ Metadinhas e Random Icons :: Rakan & Xayah ]

Se usar, favor, creditar @UranusMang

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Text: They fell from the sky each winter, burning and beautiful, disoriented, and hungry. 

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writing prompts for writers with no motivation

pick a topic you know nothing about and write about it like you’re the expert. just make stuff up. Tell us all about the complicated history of scissors or whatever and how left handed scissors were banned by the Catholic Church until 1978, or something

Create completely over-the-top self indulgent OC’s. Write about the magical half-unicorn witch with rainbow hair and sparkly purple eyes that you wanted to be when you were 14.

Write a negative review of a book that doesn’t exist. Just make stuff up off the top of your head to complain about.

Write smut, but like, intentionally bad smut. make it as unsexy/pretentious/purple/unrealistic as possible. Find the most convoluted metaphors for your characters’ genitalia that you can possibly conceive of.

pick two of any kind of work of fiction (movies, books, etc) and come up with an “X meets Y” style blurb for a hypothetical work of fiction that...in theory??...meets the two in the middle.

lists of names in a specific style, but they get progressively more ridiculous. examples: pirates, supervillains, Vikings, Fantasy(tm) taverns, puritans, settings on a Fantasy(tm) map, boybands, YA dystopian protagonists, warrior cats, any category you can find on a name generator website really

Make up some unhinged political opinion or conspiracy theory for a fantasy setting. spend a paragraph in the persona of some elf antivaxxer arguing that wizard staffs make you gay

make titles (and if you want, synopses) for books that don’t exist. you can base them on real books if you want

write fake sayings, inspirational quotes, fortune-cookie sayings. Make them sound almost like they mean something at first glance but they’re incomprehensible when you try to delve into them. Or make them just weird.

In a similar vein as the SCP Wiki’s Log of Anomalous Items, come up with magical or “anomalous” versions of everyday objects. You can start with stuff on your desk if you like. Water bottles that fill up with horseshoe crab blood if left unattended. or whatever. Include details on where they were found if you want.

write about questionable super heroes with weird or overly specific powers. Like the little known Blue Footed Booby Man

write a “horror” story or creepypasta but it’s like...as stupid and not-scary as possible. Dont just depend on “the twist/scary thing is super cliche and predictable” for it either, see how you can take an actually effective concept and make it unbearably dumb

invent swear words/insults, the more complex the better

plagiarize. By this I mean write something that’s completely made from sentences from other things and try to make it coherent

write one (1) scene from the most outrageously cool and epic hypothetical story you can imagine. just try to cram as many references to magical flying wolf bounty hunters and inter-dimensional dragon priests and time traveling samurai as you can with literally no regard for anything

Take a sentence or paragraph and replace every word you can in it with a synonym. either try to make it as weird and uncomfortable as possible, or just keep doing this in a telephone game sort of fashion until it’s no longer comprehensible.

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Screenwriting tip: If you ever find yourself wondering “Where does my act II begin?” think of National Treasure. Think of Nicholas Cage gazing at the declaration of independence and murmuring “I’m gonna steal the declaration of independence” and then walking off like a dramatic hoe. Now look at your script. Where does your character decide to steal the declaration of independence? That is the start of your act II. You’re welcome.

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if you don’t create fake vent conversations with native speakers of your TL in your head then what is even the point

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I guess this belongs here

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Wonderful things about people learning a new language:

 When they have no idea how to balance the formality of their word choices and the severity of their cursing, so it’s neutral at -

nvm I can’t explain it eloquently with words, I made a chart.

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MOTHER'S WIG SNATCHED

the psychiatrist who explains everything at the end of psycho 1960 said this

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Itd be funny as fuck if the world operated like how people with social anxiety think it does. Like what if you got on a bus and everyone was like wow look at that piece of shit loser. Get off the bus you ugly bastard

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am a big fan of the relationship dynamic that is "scary powerful lady falls in love with total himbo because he's too dumb to be intimidated by her but drinks enough respect women juice on the regular to be very impressed by and genuinely supportive of everything she does"