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Mitä cybershop yrittää kertoo

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I cannot stand the parodies of modern major general, they're overdone and simply not as good as the original. They've done them about everything, whatever topic, big or small.

And when i notice one of them my eyes will always start to roll.

The diction's always slurry when they rush the complicated words, and adding many fricatives will turn it so cacophonous. The slanted rhymes are silly and they keep just making more and more, please someone stop the parodies of modern major general.

The scanning of the lyrics in the meter is unbearable, they emphazise the syllables in ways that are untenable, in short in matters musical, prosodic and ephemeral, i cannot stand the parodies of modern major general!

#I say‚ well done #took me until the last paragraph

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my mundane super power is being really good at picking out what strings of words can be sung to the tune of “teenage mutant ninja turtles.” this is primarily a curse.

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What’s your dream cannon scene?

There’s no way I could get them all - I’m sorry if your favorite isn’t here. Please don’t yell at me.

I excluded newer shows because they haven’t been as limited about who they write as queer.

#poll #Star Trek #I'm unfortunately in camp Garak/Kelas Parmak since reading The Crimson Shadow #but of the options here I guess spirk has earned it

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The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.

#I didn't realize it had been so long since this post was made #time is fake

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Please reblog, I'm curious

#poll #voted 9 #because although I was sure I knew how to say it in Russian I couldn't remember in the moment #then immediately remembered after voting #also realized just now that I could technically have counted Estonian too #oh well

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My morning glory doesn’t like the wind chime

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tumblr will never count as social media to me. This shit a secret hideout and we just all happen to see each others thoughts

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happy pride month

#Star Trek

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Happy Pride

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#dunmeshi #mp100 #the way Laios in particular moves in that gif #makes me wonder if whoever animated that also worked on mp100 #I can think of a couple of Reigen scenes with similar animation #edited to add after some research: it seems to be the work of Kai Ikarashi #who did in fact work on mp100

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I think about Matti every day

#meanwhile in finland

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Note: You don't have to know how to make anything fancy. Just do you know the basics well enough to at least get started?

(Please reblog for a larger sample size)

#poll #I was taught all three in school #I knit and crochet regularly #I don't sew as much so I'm not particularly skilled on that front #but I can still do it

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me: *googling what kind of bike helmet i should get*

search result 1, AI-generated article: Since the dawn of time, humans have wondered what kind of bike helmet is best for protecting their cranium and lower intestine. In the event that you find yourself with a bike helmet, you must find a way to save your family. Therefore, we have compiled a list of qualities to look for. First, sodium content is of great importance when biking your helmet.

search results 2, 3, and 4: sponsored ads for bike helmets on amazon

search result 5, reddit thread: bikeaholic363736: hey guys, do any of you have experience with the windslapper 30g helmet from spronklegear?

spokejunkie666: it's probably the best helmet on the market right now. if you're not using the windslapper you might as well just be riding your bike into a woodchipper

handlebar_hamburglar: idiot. we've had this thread a hundred times. don't the mods enforce the repost ban anymore? OP, don't listen to spokejunkie. the windslapper is the leading cause of death in the netherlands